Erotic /lit/

>>9211508
Wow what a qt

>"You know, in some states you need a license to carry this heavy weaponry." I said, grabbing my crotch.
>"Oh yeah? Well why don't you put your penis where my vagina is?" She said.
>I grab my rock hard dick and slam it into her Dr Scholl's Gel Insert soft pussy. She moans like Casper the Friendly Ghost as her wet cunt squeezes like a respectable handshake on my cock.
>"I'm gonna shoot my goo!" I tell her, ready to blow my load.
>"Do it! Pour your enriched uranium into my nuclear reactor!" She shouted like an NFL referee, minge quivering like tectonic plates on my dingaling.

>>9211556
I found exactly one part of this funny. Guess which.

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Favorite author currently. Good story if you like role reversal and female POV. Gentle femdom vibes, but the actual sex doesn't play the most massive part, which I enjoy. The character dynamics feel genuinely human and good.

https://www.literotica.com/s/a-taste-for-christmas-cake

>>9211563
The respectable handshake?

>>9211571
Excellent guess, anon.

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>tfw in college my roommate would write short passages of gay erotica involving our friends just for bants
>tfw it was actually good

>>9211529
She looks like someone I knew in high school. Played footsie with her while we played Scrabble, but I was too autistic to go further with her or anyone; I think of her from time to time. Life sucks, though I think we can say we're glad to not be sex slaves in the 3rd world.

>>9211604
Good as in you could sell it, or good as in he got you to play catch?

>>9211606

>Life sucks, though I think we can say we're glad to not be sex slaves in the 3rd world

I wouldn't mind as long as Mistress was hot and gave me lots of cummies.

What are you looking for, OP?

>Gay stuff
-Genet
>Gay stuff plus guro
Exquisite Corpse by Bill Martin
>Teenage sex and object fetishism
Story of the Eye by Bataille
>Depravity that is less interesting
de Sade
>Sex plus the Feels
Mary Gaitskill

>>9211635
>Somewhat oldfashioned BDSM
Story of O
>Femdom and more
Monsiuer Venus by Rachilde
>Gay stuff plus drugs and insanity
Naked Lunch

>>9211642
Where does the fucking femdom come in, in Rachilde?

Femdom is the worst fetish. You can't even get it in literature.

>>9211644
Read Monsieur Venus, chummer. It's in there. Venus in Furs by Sader-Masoch is...less good.

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>>9211644
>Femdom
>not best fetish

that's a paddlin

>>9211635
What about lesbian?

>>9211654
It's good, sure, but there is so little good content.

>>9211644
>worst fetish

As if one comes to a fetish out of rigorous intellectual devotion. "Have you read Spinoza? He makes me want to masturbate to pictures of dragons fucking cars."

>>9211658
I don't really know. Not really my thing. There's an anthology called "Fucking Daphne" where various writers write about them having sex with Daphne Gottleib and there's some lesbian content in there. Aside from that, Anais Nin, and Sappho, I can't help.

>>9211606
>flirt with qt's
>too nervous to go further
>lose their interest by being an autist
I know this feel too well, it was my superpower.

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>>9211635

More BDSMs please.

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>>9211673
I too know this feel anon

>>9211667
>Fucking Daphne
Oh g'boy that sounds like a barrel full of chucks and gigs. I'm picking it up.

But I'm still disappointed in the lack of lesbian lit out there. If only Sappho's works didn't mostly burn. I have such a difficult time finding good lesbian material but gay male material is relatively easy to find. It's frustrating.

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>just had gay sex dream
>remember all gay erotica I read sucks so I gotta use my imagination

>>9211677
OK.
Torture Garden, some of Gaitskill, Piano Teacher, some of Mishima, kind of...

>>9211682
Orlando, Nightwood, oranges are not the only fruit.

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>>9211693

Thanks

>>9211556
Go on

>>9211651
I liked Venus in Furs better because at least the broad had this turning point where she was like
>Yeah, I could get into this!
and started being genuinely bossy, actually enjoying being a bossy lady.

Rachilde just comes across as one of the fat cunts I talk to on Fetlife who think they're exciting and a femme fatale because they are "Curious about: pegging (giving) feminization (giving)."

I need to be MOUTHFUCKED by viragos in petticoats. I want actual femdom literature. No cuckolding shit, no frilly forced feminization.

If you're reading this and you're a girl, I'll EAT YOUR ASS.

>>9211508
The Romance of Lust
Stanislas de Rhodes - The Autobiography of a Flea
Pierre Louÿs - Three Daughters of their Mother (The She-Devils)

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This is the Holy Canon.

>http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/140562/Rice_-_The_Claiming_Of_Sleeping_Beauty.pdf

>>9211677
>>9211714
What is the point of tying a woman up if you are not going to butcher (or at least bleed) her? Not even memeing here, what is the point of dominating a bitch if you can still see her smiling Whore face?

>>9211667
Daphne seems like a huge slut.

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>tfw no cruel/heartless shemale domme protagonists with Joyce-tier scat fetish

Just kill me.

The closest I've gotten to it is 'that scene' in Gravity's Rainbow.

>>9211949

Didn't Anne Rice become some dumb Christard who rejected this stuff?

>>9212200
you again?
you don't have small animals to torture or something?
kys desu

The Sexual Life of Catherine M.

>>9211620
Your mistress would be a 45 year old Senegal man, and your cummies would be 90 percent pure HIV flows.

In Praise of Older Women (Vizinczey)
Emmanuelle (Arsan)
House of Incest (Nin)
The Story of O (Reage)
Delta of Venus (Nin)
Little Birds (Nin)
Tropic/s of Cancer/Capricorn (Miller)
Juliette (de Sade)
Lost Girls (Moore, Gibbe)
Colette (Holmes)
Story of Eye (Bataille)


A Billion Wicked Thoughts (Ogas & Goddam)
Perv - The Sexual Deviant In All Of Us (Bering)
Bonk: The Curious Coupling Of Science And Sex (Roach)
Sexual Desire (Scruton)
My Secret Garden (Friday)
Forbidden Flowers: More Women’s Sexual Fantasies (Friday)

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>>9211570
Th-Thanks.

Even among my most deranged fetishes, admitting I like this shit is among the most embarrassing things I could admit. I don't know why. I wouldn't even count it as a fetish.

>>9211570
That sounds boring as shit.

Why would I want to read that if I'm actively seeking to read erotica? I want to read about fucking, not metaphors and deep thoughts from a woman's point of view that digress from the fucking.

That being said, a female POV erotica book would interest me. But again, if I'm reading smut, I want smut.

>>9211508
Singular Pleasures


>Dressed in a cotton playsuit, an eleven-year-old girl is masturbating in an empty sitting room in Glasgow. She is squatting astride a rugby ball, rocking back and forth at moderate speed. On the television set in front of her, running barelegged rugby players keep smashing into one another. As she reaches a climax, she tilts the blunt tip of the ball hard against her pubis.

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>>9212555
>you don't have small animals to torture or something?
No hurt Doggos

>>9211508
Planing on reading 'Tropic of Cancer'. Is it really good or only popular because it was so erotic for its time?

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>>9212555
>A woman could ever be equal to an animal
For Shame

>>9212200
Burn the bitch with a crack pipe, RICK JAMES style.

>>9211508

I don't know if I'm good at writing erotica. I would like some advices, but I'm afraid you guys will just destroy my ego without any actual constructive criticism.

>>9212870
Of course. That's my fetish.

>>9211529
>>9211606
>>9211620
>>9212568
Question
Are almost all /lit/ fellas this awkward around the qt.14s? Is this mostly an over-exaggerated maim? I definitely used to be (particularly during high school and my first semester of college), but I snapped out of it. Hmm... Now that I think about it, I don't think that I changed my behavior all that much. I think that I just got more attractive. I'm not sure. fuck

>>9212917
>same guy again

I completely get the ironic misogyny on this board and frequently take part in it myself. I was mostly trying to ask if ya'll actually behave like kissless and resentful /pol/tards (or even actually find yourself pursuing those trains of thought on your own time)?

>>9212917
yeah, when one is cute and autistic they become... "MYSTERIOUS"

>>9212926
I am filled with Existential rage by the mere existence of women and I unironically fantasize about killing most of them that I know.
I go out of my to limit myself to only professional interactions with them.
I still like the way they look though.
That is why I only fuck Twinks, Traps, and Tranies under the age of 30. (Unless I experience an emotional connection with them in which case I am willing to go up to 45.)

>>9211606
>Played footsie with her
she was yours for the taking, you dumb cunt. you missed out big time.

>>9212994
This is incredibly sad. Fuck you for triggering my empathy response. Just imagining carrying your burden has ruined my mood.

>>9211563
The nuclear energy reference was too muddled.

>>9212555
I'm pretty sure he is on the run across Germany as we speak.

>>9212200
Variety is the spice of life.

>>9212575
You sound like someone who buys posters from superhero movies.

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>>9212574
I know that feel. I'm 6'2 and lift weights. I've only brought it up to girls I've been with who are themselves into being submissive and bdsm, but every one of them has been all for dominating me and tying me up, fingering me, all that good stuff. If that's what you like, dude, you gotta own it or it will never happen.

>>9212917
I fucking wish I was nonautistic enough to find myself flirting with qts.

>>9211508
nabokov lolita the book

Chuck Tingle

>>9214446
This is the only valid answer

>>9212621
>Singular Pleasures

Actually looks pretty interesting. Might cop.

>>9211556
It should be "Whoopy woohoo, here comes the goo!"

Otherwise 9/10

>>9211508

The 120 Days of Sodom

>>9212932
The Ryan Gosling effect

>>9211570
I felt very nice after reading this :3

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>>9211556
hot

>>9212917
I'm awkward with almost everyone, but especially girls I find attractive. The only people I can speak to comfortably are my bosses and my professors, so basically authority figures.

>>9216678
I feel so bad for the way I treat ugly people.

>>9216682
:( we're all superficial pigs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Onze_Mille_Verges

>>9216682
Same

>>9211508
Ada by Nabokov. Part 1 of Ada alone could be one of the greatest novels ever, the addition of parts 2-5 feels like a gift. This is far and away my favourite novel

>>9212200
it's not an extension of being pragmatic. It's roleplay, control.

>>9211682
I'm a lesbian and I quite like Pat Califia. He is FTM now but wrote a fucktonne of lesbian kink. I particularly enjoyed a book called 'Doc & Fluff'. It's set in a post apocalyptic world and was the hottest thing I had read when I was about 19. I should really read it again sometime...

>>9211714
m-moar

>>9211714
this gave me a raging erection

Why does no one ever bring up D. H. Lawrence? Lady Chatterly's Lover is the greatest erotica ever.

>>9218746

It is a great book. I hadn't really thought of it as being erotica. Even though the sex in it caused a lot of fuss at the time, these days it reads like a completely normal novel.

I recently picked up The First Lady Chatterley, the original draft version of the book. Haven't started it yet, but I've seen some articles that claim it's the superior version, so I'm curious.

>>9212932
confirming

>>9211604
post, fag

>>9211644
soft femdom is cute tho

>>9213581
>implying this guy is serious
>>>>>

>>9211570
>I felt kind of bad that he was upset, but on the other hand, his vulnerability was... well, it was titillating. I guess I just have a little streak of sadism in me. A boy crying does strange things to me. I get worked up, wanting to comfort them but also tease them more. I usually keep it under control. I am kind of ashamed of it. I guess somewhere along the line the maternal centre of my brain and the reptilian, aggressive part got their lines crossed.

I thought this was gonna be lame, but I've literally never read anything that described how I feel around crying boys this accurately. Bless u.
>tfw no sensitive bf

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>>9219444

A girl from class saw me crying and now she's going out of her way to be nice to me. Feels confusing man.

>>9211508
Sure, I don't mind getting chewed out for my attempt at erotica/erotic literature. Counts as shilling though since it's self-published, and I've already been given a slap on the wrist today. Up to /lit/ if you want me to start posting, but I'm not sharing the title initially. If it goes as badly as I anticipate, I might not share the title at all, though I dare say there's a program online that you can insert an excerpt on and it'll tell you what book it's from.

>>9219610
I'm sure. Guys are pressured to act "manly" constantly, which sounds awful desu. And the fear that emotional vulnerability makes you weak and unattractive to women makes me particularly sad.

I had a guy I met off tinder over once and was in a particularly depressive mood, but playing it off until he started asking me about myself and something broke and I just started sobbing, expecting him to sprint the fuck out. Instead he held me for a long time while I apologized for being weird. Eventually I noticed he was crying too, out of pure empathy. My heart completely melted and we just stayed in bed for a long time. Great dude. I can't speak for everyone, but emotional openess is a major plus to me, plus a turn on.

>>9211570
This was far better than I thought it would be.
Do you have anything else that's similar to this? Do the other stories by this author have a similar feeling?

>>9219655
Where are you hiding?

>>9211714
Sauce?

>>9219610
She thinks you are homo, real men are tough.

>>9218703
Oh neat. Another lesbian on /lit/. Thanks for the rec. I'll look into it. Sounds right up my alley.

In return, have you read Requiem For Immortals by Lee Winter? Light on the erotica side, but a very fun read. It certainly helped that one of the characters shares my name. Somehow that really makes a difference.

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>>9211508
I write my own brand of erotica that's definitely male fantasy and mind of tacky and corny but not super nasty like some men-written erotica. Unfortunately I haven't been able to market it.

>>9219363
>implying you don't enjoy creating emotional responses to the plight of characters

>>9220228
Post an excerpt

>>9220251
Traveling at the moment.

>>9211556
dude I epically lold

>>9220316
I laughed as well, not gonna lie.

>>9219882
Behind a computer screen.

>>9220339
Aren't we all?

>>9220334
you're not allowed to read for seven days because of this post. literature needs to cool off for a bit. get some humour

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>>9220059
lmao go jerk off to some bacon memes

>>9220349
Open and shut case, Johnson.

>>9220398
I'm confused...

Anais Nin if you want to understand female sexuality (and how weird they are)

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>>9219655
>And the fear that emotional vulnerability makes you weak and unattractive to women makes me particularly sad

>tfw almost unable to cry in front of women because of decade-long conditioning during school years
>tfw cried too easily back then and now can't cry at all

Makes it a bit easier knowing the disdain in not universal. Thanks.

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>>9220541
That's heart breaking. Crying is beautiful and natural and way more women will tell you the same. I hope you learn how to open your heart for your own sake. Self respect means respecting your feelings too <3

>>9219655

Nice story. Personally, I don't have the feeling emotional openness is seen as a weakness at all. On the contrary, my experience of women has taught me that they really value somebody who can control and understand their own emotions.

I think people misjudge that for wild angst which is never an attractive trait.

>>9212734
hitler loved cats and dogs. that's some good organization

>>9211949
idk, that stuff is really really rapey, and not in a fun way.

>>9221062
pussy

>>9220189
Hey thanks, I made a note of it.
Also just remembered that Sarah Waters puts plenty of lesbian erotica in all her books. To be honest, I haven't read any but 2 of them got turned into TV miniseries and they were pretty good.('Tipping the Velvet' and 'Fingersmith'). A bit less violence and BDSM than Pat Califia.

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>>9221062

One man's not fun is another man's fun.

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>>9220409

>>9222354
Truth; they should have a plate or something under the candles to keep the books safe. I don't think the candles are there just for the sake of increasing comfiness though; it's raining outside. Maybe the power is out. Why are the candles so fucking close to one another though?

>>9220541
Same desu.

I used to cry daily but I haven't in years. Last time I cried was when my dog died in 2015. I still feel a lot and want to cry but I've had this apathy and stoicism beaten into me since my youth and it's only held me back in life. If I could speak to my younger self I'd tell him to just let it out. I've resolved most of my issues in the past few years but the scars remain and I don't show much emotion because it's just not something I'm good at it really know how to do. I've got a good poker face though so that's cool.

>>9211570
This is great desu.

>it will never happen to you

>>9222361
Thank you. I was quite worried about the candles too.

>>9222711
Good eye, I hadn't spotted that. I'd like to try making my own candles sometime. Render some tallow from animal fat, figure out how to make a wick, I think dipping cotton in melted wax might do the trick but I don't know for certain. Anyways, definitely something I want to try sometime, and I bet it'll smell Heavenly. Pretty sure tallow is also a healthy thing to cook with as well.

>>9211570
>Tfw it made u come and it made ur tears go

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>>9223203
<3

>>9211570
any male POV?

>>9223588
Is 2nd person okay? This one is v cozy.

https://www.literotica.com/s/bringing-the-heat

>>9211570

Do you think this was written by a woman? The writing is quite good for literotica but there's a bit too much feelings and emotion for me. I like it when stories begin in medias res if you know what I mean eh?

http://trilema.com/2013/annas-adventure/

http://trilema.com/2014/the-sex-lives-of-other-people/

http://trilema.com/2013/no-womans-land/

>>9216682
I don't

>>9211714
Someone provide a sauce, pls.

>>9224677
The writer is male. He used to post in the gfd/rr threads.

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>>9218712
>>9219905
>>9224746

I'm sorry I have no sauce. She looks a bit like Olivia Thirlby so I'm just going to imagine it's her before her career took off.

>>9224780

>the gfd/rr threads.

What are those? This acronym is unknown to me.

>>9211508
Don't be so pretentious about your fap material.

>>9211563
"Dingaling"?

>>9224845
Gentle Femdom/Role Reversal

stuff like
>>9220409
>>9213776
>>9223296

>>9225445
Where can I find these threads?

>>9225719
You'll find an endless amount on tumblr, its gr8

>>9211508
o her boob try to be contained but i snatch it

>>9226001
ikr

Would The Key by Tanizaki Junichiro fit the bill?

>>9211746
>Venus in Furs
Got to admit, when Alexis Papadopolis was first described as a trap, and then later whipped Severin - I got a stiffy.

>>9211508

"His Cock, My Master" by Cate

http://www.bearchive.com/~chili/Stories/Hiscockmymaster.htm

>>9227609
Did that book just assume his gender?

where do i find stories dealing with ... let's say, not exactly adult girls being fucked by some guy at least in his late twenties if not thirties.

>>9228176
Nabokov

>>9228187
lolita, yes.
but any other?
with real action?

>>9211556
I have a publishing deal for you

>>9227318
>The Key by Tanizaki Junichiro
link to pdf?

>>9228176
You can find plenty of stories like that here:
http://www.familywatchdog.us

>>9228211
you didn't understand me.
i meant 16 year olds, residing in states and countries where the age of consent is that low or lower.

>>9228207
Try your local library.

>>9211508
There's no such a thing as good erotic literature, go fuck with a girl, you degenerate jewed fucktard suckmonkey

>>9219610

She wants a gay friend.

>>9211508
If you're into some crazy fucked up shit sexually, Apex Seed on Chyoa is p good.

Also for me personally, I'm able to ignore really shitty writing in erotica if I can still jerk off to it. Anyone else like that?

>>9229436
Or an orbiter.

>>9229551
I certainly can't ignore it, but I can wade through it.

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>>9211508

>18th century
>trashy BDSM novel produces some of the greatest art in history
>21st century
>trashy BDSM novel doesn't even have enough hardcore scenes to be worth reading just as a porn and is completely worthless as a work of art

What went wrong?

Any lit where the guy has ED or something similar?

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Not strictly from an erotic novel, but genuinely one of the best pieces of erotica I've ever read.

>>9231241
>"Nice boobs."
Was this written by a horny, pubescent 13 year old?

>>9212994
You sound like a pathetic virgin. Just because you couldn't get some broad to love you, you become a little bitch.

>>9221958
Did anyone else find The Necrophiliac really hot?
I'd let Lucien decimate my corpse.

>>9231241
The worst thing I've ever read.

>>9231241
>though his vigor and noise belied the solitary nature of his efforts
Lmao

>>9231241
>His hands grabbed her boobs. Nice.
kekd

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A friend and I want to try our hand at publishing erotica. We wanna start on the safe side of plot and work ourselves into niches.

What do you guys think are the most successful genres?
From what we can tell, it's mostly targeted at (repressed) housewives and mainly involves BDSM, boss affairs and a bit of daddy issue here and there.
Some authors to research would also be helpful.

Also what would you like to read?

>>9211570
Is this really how women get wet? Like their panties can get soaked just after a conversation?

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>>9211508

>>9233261
Only for Chad.

The truth is mostly not, only very very rarely.

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>>9219610
Why were you crying? Why did you let yourself cry in front of tons of people

stop being a pussy

>>9233694

I'm sorry anon. I was having a rough day. It's never happened before, not since elementary school anyway.

I'll try being less of a cuck in the future.

How about American Psycho and 120 Days?

>>9233720
Cuckest comment I've ever read

>>9231075
De sade is only celebrated because he's edgy.
Your pretentious if you think he's great art.

Roberto Bolano's Joanna Silvestri

>>9233720
It's okay anon, just don't let it happen again

be strong 4 me, everyone has to bear pain and suffering at some point in their life, and it's up to you to bear it the greatest you can

>>9233720
You're cute. I'd wipe those tears off your cheeks.

>>9211508
just watch porn?

>>9235112
I like the boner reading gives me
great for when I'm out in public

>>9235112
>not jacking off to your own fantasies

You lacking.

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Post the one with dick parkinsons and galloping abs.

>>9233261
Sometimes.
Depends who with, the context, where the conversation takes place and how much hand holding occurred beforehand.
Do you like holding hands, anon?

>>9233261
i do when i'm ovulating

I get femdom in like the 1800s and early 1900s, because women are pretty oppressed so fetishizing one doming you is pretty lewd, but in a modern context maledom makes so much more sense you're supposed to treat women as equals

>tfw my sjw lady friends are mega into being degraded and treated like garbage, and I've done this to a few of them

god bless feminism ;_;7

>>9212926
Nope, can go up to any girl and ask them out on a whim with fairly good success rate. 6/10 looks. Kinda outgrew my social awkwardness.

in praise of older women by vizinczey

>>9236582
>go up to any girl and ask them out on a whim
do people actually do this it sounds awful for everyone involved

>>9236566
Maledom is the most plebeian fucking fetish. You're already implicitly dominating women just by existing as a man. They have piss-poor upper body strength so they can't even overpower you if they're taller than you by half. All of their instincts are to be meek and approval-seeking and to worry that you find them terribly unsexy. The entire female psyche comes pre-compromised by male impositions before you can even lay a finger on it.

The single most effeminate thing a man can do is find it necessary to tighten the screws even further than they already are by demanding that the woman call him "daddy" or do servile shit. They already fucking fantasise about being raped, ravished, or "taken," already fantasise about being permanently neotenised "little girls" or "bimbo-ified" housewives, and you have to rub it in further by lording over them?

Women already see men like a nuclear explosion of Freudian paternalism radiation psychically forcing them to their knees, and you need to push them even lower by calling them a "good girl?"

Maledom is like defeating your enemy in honourable single combat, and then when he's laying vulnerable on the ground, declining to give him the coup de grace and choosing instead to pee on him and force him to tell you how bad you kicked his ass. Just stick it in him already and be done with it. He's already submissive to you by virtue of having lost. You don't need to turn it into a creepy fetish act.

The single manliest, most virile thing a man can do is hardcore femdom. Engaging in femdom is like meditating on a mountaintop until you discover the primordial nature of sex, power, and reality, and then coming back down in order to meekly guide your fellow man to that realisation. It's nursing your defeated enemy back to health and forgiving him with Caesar-like magnanimity. When you are physically stronger than a woman and fueled by animal lust to take her and do what you want with her, the most alpha male course of action is to let her tie your hands behind your back, and then eat her ass while she watches anime.

>>9236613

depends how it's done, approaching women in any place where it is not socially encouraged to do so, is pretty creepy

>>9236622
that's a reddit wall of text you got there m8

>>9236622

>according to romans performing sexual service is what makes something effeminate

I don't know, shaggy

:thinking:

>>9236622
i have to agree with this.
i'd also like to add that being the one in charge of the situation, the sub and your own sexuality is immensely exciting. and it's a pleasant difference to fuck instead of getting fucked for once.

>>9236622

if you're practicing BDSM properly, maledom is better because the woman is actually in charge because she determines what her limits are with her dom.

Femdom is the opposite, you (the male) is in charge of deciding what your limits are.

>>9236679
and why would one be superior?

>>9236692

because he wants to be the one not in charge, which would suggest that he would prefer maledom over femdom if he understood it psychologically.

>>9218712
>>9219905
>>9224746

this isnt sauce but here's a tumblr with similar shit.

it's been done tastefully as well

http://insuh.tumblr.com/

keep scrolling down. trust me

marthe blau ,submission
Jakubowski, state of montana
Vanessa Duries, The Classmate
Florence Dugas, Dolorosa Soror

Never the Face, Ariel Sands
Slave to Love, Jose María Álvarez
Passion of Mme. S, Anonymous
Mr Emma Becker
Buddha and the Fool, Joao Ribeiro

>>9236613
>>9236623
I do. You can't hit on girls without potentially being creepy. Start at bars and work your way up to coffee houses and other public places. Ask if it's okay to sit across them, then proceed to proclaim how you "never do this" ect., reach out your hand, introduce yourself, and it's all conversational skills from there.

>>9237208
i didn't say it was creepy i just said it sounded awful for everyone involved which it still does

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>>9211644
>Femdom is the worst fetish.
Take that back immediately

>>9219610
>crying in public

why? that's just embarrasing and awkward to everyone involved.

>>9237017
thanks, m8

>>9238204
this

>>9227318
Diary of a Mad Old Man by Tanizaki is way more erotic. Old-ass dude being willingly toyed with by his sexy daughter-in-law? Fuck yes

what about skippy ?
'Ya think ya hot shit, don't ya ?' and
'each day i grow some more' have become catchphrasesn now.

>>9236622
High quality post

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>>9236679
>if you're practicing BDSM properly, maledom is better because the woman is actually in charge because she determines what her limits are with her dom.
>believing this meme
This is just a thing "kinksters" tell themselves because men admitting they get off to whipping women, making them cry and making them call you daddy is a bit creepy, so you insist on making the woman the one with the most agency. In reality the man decides whay he is going to do for his pleasure, the woman only sets limits.

Femdom remains superior.

>>9212917
What the other anon said, I'm shy to everyone but my closest friends and authority figures, probably the most awkward to attractive girls. This carries through to none verbal internet communication, I mean, I started sweating and almost hyper ventilating when I messaged a girl from r/gonewild (extremely beta, I know) asking her for more shots of her back and her in cute knee high socks. I genuinely don't know why I do this, because I also do it when I'm not thinking about them sexually and don't intend on ever trying anything with them.

>>9219444
Pls cuddle me ;_;

>>9238330
>I messaged a girl from r/gonewild (extremely beta, I know) asking her for more shots of her back and her in cute knee high socks
literally loled thanks for making me feel better about myself in comparison

>>9220541
>Makes it a bit easier knowing the disdain in not universal. Thanks.
It is universal, no matter what women will tell you, they may consciously have the PC opinion, but deep down they still see you as a pussy, as someone below contempt.

>>9238336
Jokes on you, she actually did it, the madwoman

https://www.vidble.com/album/sPCzJ9WX

>>9238356
>Jokes on you
I disagree, but do enjoy this small victory in the losing struggle that is your life, dear.

>>9238367
There's no need to be rude.

being dominated is the pleb fetish, you're just asking and waiting to be used; being the dominator on the other hand is what requires intelligence, knowledge, confidence and skills

So many good threads died all the while this pile of shit stayed up for the past days what the hell.

Shitpost faster so it can die already.

>>9238423
-> >>9238397

boobieeeeee moomyyyy i wannt thee chichi

>>9236622
>anime

Your whole post was ruined by this last word.

>>9238423
>>9238423
This thread is of higher quality than most for this board.

>>9237301
Stop being such a coward

>>9238475
well if the big threatening anon tells me to I guess I will lmao kys

>>9236623
Well, that doesn't make much sense to me. You're american, right?

>>9236622
cool

>>9222729
Haha fuck

>erotic literature
That will never be a thing. Like ever.
Try watching 70s porn instead.

>>9238488
You're welcome

>>9238675
You're stupid

It's long but worth it
Story of a girl turned into a fuck whore, no happy endings!

https://www.literotica.com/s/whore-94-ch-01

>>9227609

>Chili Palmer's BE Archive site

It's always weird when I think I'm the only one who goes to some obscure smut site and then someone here links to it. Anyway, I have too many favorites to mention on there but I would recommend N'Large's stories in particular. Always well written and super hot.

>>9239522
Here's the epub version:
https://mega.nz/#!JU8VBDRa!j2TpyZJMwfFjP27sm-RCtCGJhkfsfSSuOXlrD79jV_c

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does anyone know where I can get some high-quality erotica about people being crushed by boulders or between tectonic plates

asking for a friend

sex goes in all fields

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>>9240883

>>9239522
Corny but fappable.

>>9240883
I lay there, one foot or so down in the cleft of the earth, moving only my head: to look away from the vast vault of the sky above me, or to look away from my own faintly ridiculous situation. I faced death with a dry throat.

It took me barely an hour to realize that nobody would find me, and then about five minutes to decide that I might as well enjoy myself. My hands fumbled with the clasp of my belt. I pressed myself forward then backward, wiggling as I went, and managed to shed my pants; they fell downward into the maw of rock; no longer my problem. The shirt was harder, in part because I was harder. My throbbing erection pressed into the gritty sandstone wall, making every twitch near unbearable, and my breaths were sharp and shallow. Eventually I managed to shuck it away. If I'd wanted to survive, I'd've thrown it up to the rock above, where it might have been spotted, but the rasp of the rock on my nipples convinced me that here I would stay forever. Fuck the Earth, and everything in it; my only regret was that I would never get a chance to stick my now-slick cock in a thick gout of lava, freshly ejaculated.

The walls seemed to close in around me. I thought at first it was the lack of food getting to me, but I couldn't complain. The Earth is proverbially a woman, and to feel onesself enveloped in the soil from which we all are made was the culmination of my existence. Who would want to survive, after that? Death promised soft earth and hard rock, welcoming me back to the dust from which I'd been fashioned without my consent; what more could life offer me?
rasp
As I lay there, in the cleft of the earth,

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>>9211570
kiko is top tier aesthetic

>>9244600
But it was no hallucination: the Earth itself began to shudder around me. I'd been blessed. Her folds convulsed and I came like a firehose, the load soaking my chest. I came again and again there, as She pressed me from all sides, as my view of the heavens grew thinner and dim.

And now you ask me, Saint Peter, why I refuse heaven? I should much rather enjoy the pleasures of Hell; maybe if I'm really lucky I'll get crushed like that again- and lava poured over me. The Pearly Gates are low and smooth and really quite unfuckable.

>>9244623
shame about the nose

she's also an avid fan of nigger culture.

>>9244651
Coalburner?

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>>9244651
the nose works for her i think

>>9244688
Probs.

>>9211949
My favorite part of the series is when Beauty gets punished and has to be a public slave for the town. There's another book, Beauty's Kingdom, that came out in 2015 but I still need to read it.

>>9211508
There was novel I read back in 2011, and I'm guessing it was an erotica. A really handsome described as looking like superman gets off by eating people. I can't remember if he had actually had sex with them before eating. The scenes that stood out to me the most was when he literally pit roasts a guy who likes him and at the end he takes days to eat a woman who really liked him and wanted him to eat her. Does anyone know the title of this?

Phil Phantom

>>9232201
I like historical erotica the most. But I don't have much of a huge preference of what has to be in it.

Anyone know of any stories that have a primary focus on curvaceous or plump women? I've got an oedipus complex that needs to be scratched.

read my diary op