David Foster Wallace

>>9206705
Why do you think his parents called him David?

>>9206708
Metal Gear Solid

>>9206708
They foresaw that he would one day face off against the Goliath of memedom

>>9206705
and?

>>9206720
Pynchon?

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>>9206705
"David Foster Wallace" is actually an Ivory Coast native called DeVon Fostrell Willis. He has been whitewashed by the literary establishment for years in order to keep the black man down.

>>9206705
how much do you think he weighed

realistically

>>9206705
finish your thought OP
use your words

>>9206743
is gay

>>9206739
185 pounds

>>9206757
So you didn't want to banepost?

>>9206705
Good good American writer

>>9206760
Do you think I might be right?

>>9206775
Are you implying that you weigh less than 185?

>>9206737
Fuck off. That's his slave name. It's Darai Folami Wallabimbae

>>9206739
80 kilograms

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>tfw I go to the barber shop and hand them a picture of DFW

>>9208306
Which one?

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>>9208501
>9208501

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>>9208501

some of the time they go "whoa I know that guy! good choice."

had no idea barbering was such a patrician profession

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