Amazing Story

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The chap quizzaciously (for he had recently triumphed in his endeavors) perambulated towards a moo-juice stock. The proprietor emerged from the hind territory of his occupation employment work station. “Salutations dear fellow individual mortal human, the natural elements are without reservation impeccable” verbalized the entrepreneur. “Thou art gracious in thee formalities, I honour such cordial decorum. Indeed, such climate ‘tis a positive feature in this helter-skelter universal sky orb”, reciprocated the gentleman. “Shall thee be purchasing any of thou’s milk-affiliated commodities? Or art thy simply perusing?”. The first being proceeded to inspect the wares of the emporium, “I would be obliged to obtain such vendible’s. But alas, I simply require no more than the incomplex edible comestible- a hyperborean homogenized nourishment porringer”. “By all means thee art welcome to acquisition such a whatchamacallit”. At that instant the customer purchased his material ware and withdrew himself from the establishment. The dear retailer then retreated into the backroom, and once again arrived into the common area to observe a contemporary patron.
“How do you do?” the heritor catechized. “Quite marvelous. Would you happen to possess any top-notch pasteurized buttermilk?” replied the consumer. “Truly a persnickety one we have here, eh?” the owner exclaimed. “Ha, candidly I am especially fastidious”.

And that dear lector is the narrative of the grocer.