>tfw read audiobooks for a living

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>>9205738

my voice sucks

>>9205738
Does it pay? Sounds perfect desu.

>expects to read classics and philosophy
>has to read genre trash and feminist lit instead
>it doesn't stop
Enjoy.

there's constantly a dick in my mouth

>>9205738
"vital"

you mean trivia

>>9205745
>tfw you have a wimpy beta voice

>>9205738
Why would you read an audiobook, isn't the point that you can just listen to them?

>>9205762
It pays big league.

I have memorised all of Plato's dialogues thanks to this career!

>>9205811
Trolling?

>being a Service Dog for (((the blind)))

>>9206031
strange post

>>9205856
I've done some work in the past where I had to read things for hours at a time, and I was good at it. How do I get into this racket?

>>9206285
Send recordings of yourself reading Public Domain books to popular Audiobook companies.

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I have real skills.

Stay mad wagie

>>9205806
>>9205745
>Not changing your voice

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>>9206337
How?

Tell me NOW

>>9206367
add some frog to it

>>9206367
Sort yourself out

>>9206367
Speak from your throat and not your nose

>>9206367

cigarets and whiskey

>>9206612

Holy Shit

>>9206612
Who the fuck speaks from their nose?

>>9206623
>t. mindblown voicelet