Readers for Mein Kampf

i can only stand in for the german version...

>>9186963

Thats even better,
Das ist sehr gut!

>>9186974
i'm female though... i might not have the appropriate voice to deliver adolfs ideas authentically

>>9186981
I think a soft attractive voice is the perfect way to present ideas people find revolting, In the same way that when you deliver bad news you sprinkle in little white lies to make it better. Then maybe people would let their mind focus on the struggles of Adolf as he was imprisoned instead of how these tragedies against Deutschland could cause a people to become so angry with France and The Jew.

>>9186988
nice doubles...

you do have a point. now what?

>>9186997
Eyy you got double too! (99)

Okay so firstly you register here, really simple: https://forum.librivox.org/

Then you record yourself saying this,"People were pleased to find that Peter Piper had picked a couple pages for fable fans at LibriVox. Thankful that this was Thursday the thirtieth, the Piper anticipated forum fun and a wonderful weekend of recording! This is a test by YOURNAME. Had it been an actual LibriVox contribution, it would have been a Public Domain text, previously published and probably interesting." with audacity! Make sure the audio is around 89 dB, you can check if it is to soft/loud with this http://wiki.librivox.org/index.php/Checker

>>9187032
i'm on mobile atm. maybe i can do it later today.

anyways, why the focus on p's and f's?

i'm also not very good with english pronounciation, but i'll try anyways

Try reading it, you will realize why, this is a great task Anon! We have time, lots of it. No rush.

>>9187049
yeah, i suspect it should be some kind of tongue twister. but why? hitler didn't write tongue twisters. atleast not on purpose

You could record anything similar to that in your Native language, its just to show you audio set up is correct.

>>9187058
which it probably isn't. oh well. i'll try it later

>>9186955
itt: edgy teenagers make an audio version of the second most retarded book (after the qu'ran)

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Don't worry as long as your Mic is not an actual potato I can master your audio and remove background noise and boost the bass so that it sounds like a radio mic! If I could speak Deutch I would record with you but Alas, I am monolingual.... You have the intellect and we may collect others yet to join us in our quest to read the forbidden book. I will help with any technical stuff and probably be one of the voices for the English, but I am only 19 I think an older guy should read the first chapter! :D

>>9187069
Join us, you know you wanna <3

Seriously guys, what's the fucking point. Mein Kampf was just printed and given out at any possible occasion after 1933, before that it had a very small printing. Nobody back then actually read it, because it's like 700 pages of badly written rambling. Today it's even irrelevant because he spends most of the book crying about stuff that nobody in the 21st century fucking cares about anymore. Even if you are some kind of passionate fucking neo nazi, do you really want to read/hear hundreds of pages of rambles on how lame people were in Vienna one hundred years ago?

Fuck you. Neither the Bible nor Mein Kampf are evil. Mein Kampf is just misguided.