>tfw reading Hunger after eating over 10 thousand calories today
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>tfw reading Crime and Punishment after not murdering any hags today
>>9186316
>after eating over 10 thousand calories
kys
>tfw reading nothing after shitposting on lit for weeks
>tfw reading Story of the Eye after never having sex
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>tfw reading tristram shandy and skipping the digressions
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>TFW burned Amadis of Gaul to warm my feet and give me light to read Don Quixote
Tfw reading a pirated version of The Recognitions
>tfw reading After Dark before dark
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>10 thousand calories today
I hope you're in the Strongman biz.