How do I into Stoicism?

Watch 1000 hours of porn without jerking off or getting a boner.

Just read some stoic philosophers you fucking loser, holy shit.

>>9179727
ok where do I start big cat

>>9179718
something something about lewd girls and how I'm trying to not masturbate

Become a numale, it's basically 21 century stoicism

don't punch back

>>9179745

Letters from a stoic by Seneca and mediations by Marcus Aurelius were the ones I've read so far.

Personally I enjoyed Seneca more since I felt most of what Marcus said didn't fit the modern world or lacked context.

>>9179792
>discourses+enchiridion
>letters
>meditations
this should make it easier to understand

>>9179783
kek
transthreder joke

>>9179762
>>9179783
hurrr durr

>>9179783
>>9179811
I don't mean to sound sarcastic, this is really why I love /lit/

>>9179828
yeah this place has its moments

How do I into Alice's armpits?????

>>9179725
It would be too hard for me.

>>9179783
Was Jesus a stoic?

>>9179792
Roman "stoics" are not really stoics, though

>>9179718
>>9179863
sauce? asking for a friend

>>9179954

They are decent starting points tough.

>>9179718
Honest answer: either join the army or a generic boot camp.
You won't learn discipline by reading books and letters, no matter how inspiring they are. You have to subject yourself to it, and crush your will in order to become the master of yourself.

After having done that start reading books about it.

>>9180008
Miss Alice.

>>9180036
nevermind, thought it was a trap

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>>9179783
Fucking this.

>>9179718
By trying to convince yourself that this Chinese woman's filthy, messy room is a dispreferred indifferent.

>>9180028
Another meatbag grunt who thinks military service is worthwhile for its own sake.

Thanks for dying for me idiot

>>9181403
That british young girl whos apartment is hardly messy at all (you psycho sterile clean freak) is practically a millionaire from stripping on live camera on the internet

>>9179718
>she has worse eyebags than me

how

>>9181560
The bags beneath her eyes are nothing.

>>9181553
In that case, she should hire a maid to pick up that pile of clothes from the floor, close the drawers, get rid of that cardboard on the sofa.

>>9179897
you're a big guy

>>9181560
she's a whore.

>>9181553
She's actually South African.
FUCKING NUB

>>9181647
I was closer than Chinese claimer, and it doesnt matter anyway, as there is only American and Non-American

>>9181647
How much money have you given her beta boi?

>>9181553
>old hag
>young girl

>>9181936
Shit nigger, I don't give money to whores.
She's old news, was a dime piece about 5 years ago.

>>9179718

The real question is: Is this hapa her father or her mother Asian?

>>9179718
Study Kawhi Leonard

>>9179718
>Meditations
>enchiridion
>Tao (fuck off its related)

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>>9179803
YES! This man knows his reading order.

Dull. Vacant. Eyes.

>>9182090
Wrong. Meditations should be first.

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>>9182102
>just build the house without a proper foundation.
>it'll turn out great, t-trust me.

You will never be Stoic.

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>Those slutty eye bags