How do I make the Philosopher's Scone?

>>9176518
mix equal part of feminine and masculine, marry them, wait, be reborn

>>9176518
Scones are easy, almost like biscuits. Mix your your dries with your butter bits for about 5 minutes, add your liquid (some with egg, usually just half\half) JUST to incorporate (about 30 seconds) then throw in some corn, mix 10 more seconds or so, shape, bake at about 425F for about 25 mins-- viola!

>>9176518

You can't make one... You must go on a perilous quest to the fey land of San Francisco, where legends tell of an ancient Starbucks. After fighting the faggy host of hipsters guarding the relic, you may open the covert cabinet wherein the expired scone of philosophers rests.