>tfw an embarrassing video of me exists on youtube that will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAlTOfl9F2w

>print culture had Joyce's fart letters
>future digital culture will have an e-book of every sexual message you ever sent to anyone online and all the porn you ever searched for, including that time you google image searched for discharge-stained panties

>>9163434
It's okay, in my late teens I went to competitive gaming events for Call of Duty, there is a video on youtube with half a million views of me choking and getting 'turned on'. My real name is tagged with the video.

There is a video of me on the internet getting gangbanged by a group of black men I met on grindr, and I'm going to receive a major literary award that might jump start my career in letters. You have less to worry about than me. I'm not going to let a single adderral fueled weekend of debauchery ruin my only shot at literary stardom.

>>9163454
>there is a video on youtube with half a million views of me choking and getting 'turned on'
L-link

>>9163473
Also link.

>>9163493
Lol bad wording, turned on in that context means I started shooting somebody when they had their back turned to me but they turned around in time and killed me. $10,000 Dr. Pepper tournament.

anon we could always tell from the video you were retarded. stop thinking you have a chance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXvAd7COpJY

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>>9163434
>Tfw you posted extensively on soc and are writing a novel and it's good

>tfw I'm a major politician who posted nudes on /lit/

if none of u niggers post an excerpt im gonna shoot up ur school

>tfw went to a shit-tier private uni for one semester because I was lazy in HS and everyone will know it when i release my masterpiece
>tfw I didnt even get good grades because I was totally depressed
>tfw if I ever meet a literary upper class qt and she discovers I spended half of 2016 going to a shit uni and the other half being a mentally insane cronic masturbator NEET she will never talk to me again

What do, laddos? How can I erase my past?

>>9163542
Post the first 100 words, faggot.

When I was a kid I had this fantasy that the clearer your reputation was, the highest you'd be allowed to go in life. After something embarassing happened, I used to think stuff like "ok, now I won't become president because of this, but I didn't want to be president anyway, I still can be this and this...".

It's a very toxic way of thinking.

Now look at Trump. You'll be okay. No one cares.

>>9163675
Truth. You only ever embarrass yourself.

Although, why would you ever want to be president? I understand you were a child, but even so, one realizes pretty quickly on the self-deception required to aspire to a position like that. And the paranoia, yeesh

>>9163615
>tfw went to a shit-tier private uni
>tfw shit-tier uni randomly has robust creative writing program headed by a patrician/successful novelist
>tfw he takes a personal interest in me because everyone else in the school writes poorly disguised Harry Potter fanfics
>tfw have an agent now

>>9163689
>tfw 0 patrician writers alive in your country
There is literally no point for me to go back to college

>>9163434
Nothing wrong with being embarrassed. It only stops you if you let it. Learn some humility.

I wish this was as easy to accept as it was to write it out.

>>9163434
>pointing out you have an embarrasing video on youtube that will ruin your reputation as an author in the future and will probably feature on your wikipedia page after my death on the one board that it would matter to
>implying anyone will care enough to make a wikipedia page about you

>>9163780
This. It's like those paranoid schizophrenics whose main problem is just that they need some delusional excuse to make the world revolve around them.

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>my wikipedia page

Found the video OP was referring to
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_5fQZhv0poU

>>9163454
>>9163493
>>9163508

https://youtu.be/M5DWeak2P-g?t=5m4s ?

>>9163780
>>9163807
t. Last men

>>9163825
What part of me putting someone else down makes you think I'm not ambitious?

>>9163434
>tfw I shared nude videos and photos, posted embarrassing juvenile youtube videos, and used social media a lot.
Here's your job, anon. Delete and remove as much as possible. Change your style radically, gain or lose enough weight to not be recognized. And get that fucking name legally changed before you own too much or publish your first book. Then, the discovery of your video will be long after your respected reputation has been solidified.

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>>9163819
m8