Was he jerking off when he wrote this?

Talented fourth grader you got there. Stick that on the fridge.

I fucked up, man. I sat in my apartment bedroom anxiously. Fixing my hair and confidence, I thought about what I'd do to the girl sitting in the living room.

2 hours ago I smoked weed on the cold back porch. She and two others walked out on me. I thought of this story about how I was on the phone with my girlfriend in case she asked me why I was out there for 40 minutes.

"Yeah, long relationship."

I was telling the girls from the couch about my girlfriend, the internet.

Act II.

We met in a La Quinta. Funny enough it wasn't too far from where I am now. My PSP could access this thing called "Wi-Fi." At 11 I was in heaven preparing to see nude women. I had been a horny kid, visualize naked women intensely from 5 years old. I got in trouble in first grade because I told the other three kids at table that I saw a women walking down the street. After waiting with my 6 long and hard inches, I finally got to see it irl. It was amazing.

And that's how I got trapped by porn.

-June