Descriptive Techniques

You do realise that simile and metaphor are essentially the same thing, right?

>tfw all of those were so easy to create when i was a kid
>tfw no imagination now
Life is such a miracle!

>>9153483
good bait

This meme needs to stop. This is like asking whether you should chop horizontally then vertically, or vertically then horizontally when dicing onions. It amounts to the very same thing. By the way, the objectively best literary device is the pun