Have you ever tried to impress a girl with your writing? Did it work?

>>9146268

Is that the girl from mad men? I had a crush on her in high school

>>9146280
Yeah, it is. She's cute.

I impress everyone with my writing, bitch.

>>9146268
Yes, but she was already my girlfriend.

Oh wait, I did seduce three of my English teachers with my essays. Good times.

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>>9146268
1) No.
2) Still had a woman go out of her way to tell me she wasn't impressed.

>liking girls

>Trying to impress anyone
>Having accomplishments so obscure that you need external validation to be confident that they exist
>Not covering up your inability to form and maintain healthy relationships with a myth of self-sufficienty
Fucking gutterpleb

>>9146309
You sound like a valley-girl, bruh. Liek a straight up Stacey, yo.

No but I sometimes try to impress them with my reading

how is her head so fucking enormous lmao

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>>9146268
I tried to impress her with content not style, she was pretty dumb and not worth the time to write something pleasant.
Didn't work, she just thought I was a cuck while she continues to suck nigger dick.
By impress I mean effect.

10/10 would do again if I found a cutie.

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>>9146309
>>Not covering up your inability to form and maintain healthy relationships with a myth of self-sufficienty

>>9146268
This wouldnt work cuz my writing is either stripped down and minimalist (which women don't like) or obscure and masturbatory (which women dont like unless it was written by a woman)

Wish I was more of a pseud so I could impress normies with my shitty free verse

Fucked two airheads (not at the same time, like 2 years apart) because they thought it's like being a muse or some shit. Just acted non-autistically eccentric and a bit pretentious, didn't talk much, and listened to their bullshit. I also smoke and drink so I fit the meme. I never gave them anything finished, just half-finished short stories or stuff waiting for editing. They didn't have an opinion on anything on Earth, they never had, but I fucked both for 2 or 3 months so I guess it sufficed.

I managed to impress my lit teachers in HS and a mother 3 though. Did not have sex. One of the teachers and the MILF were the subject of some wetdreams back then, though, so I wouldn't have objected.

>>9146268
yes but i wrote her a song

iam really proud of the lyrics though

>thinking your writing is good enough
>ever

You guys are not /lit/

>>9146298
Greentext time.

Every single woman I've fucked (about 8 at this point, two of whom were 4+ year-long relationships, the rest just flings) I was able to fuck because I impressed them with my writing and my brooding tortured writer demeanor.

Woman hate me after knowing me for about two weeks, but it's not hard to get their legs open with words.

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Yes, about 5 different times. I think I might just have a nice face or I surround myself with girls who are "dreamers".

I'd say about 3 of them were genuinely wetting themselves while the other two were more like "wow that's good".

Tl:dr people have zero taste, I hate my own writing

>>9146618
>asking for greentext of a fictional claim

>>9146632
Oh yeah andhad sex

>>9146633
Greentext is a storytelling medium, I don't see what's wrong.

>>9146298
I've always wanted to meet a schizophrenic.

>>9146632
You just have to cater to what young girls want to hear, it's not that difficult.

>>9146268
Turns 18 on November 10

>>9146268
Reader, I married her.

>>9146660
what do you write?

>>9146666
Sins.

>>9146673
Erotica?

>>9146666
Poems and stories. Some of it was just stuff I was working on anyway, some of it was for her. She genuinely liked some of it, and some it she just appreciated the effort.

I rarely tried to do sincere "Shall I compare thee" writing. When I write for her, it's playful and ironic. When I have a few things done I'll usually bind up a chapbook for her and make it a gift.

It's become a form of intimacy between us... the private poems and stories. It's not that they're full of personal detail or erotic or anything, but something that I'll put time and genuine effort into and then give it to her alone. I dunno... works for us.

I made my therapist cry with my writing. Could've fucked her, she was a cute young graduate student, jewish too.

I wrote my gf a sonnet for valentine's day. She loved it, so that felt pretty good.

>>9146673
I suppose the only thing left to you is comedies, then

>>9146688
I don't think I'd ever be able to do that, I'm afraid the girl would think me as a feminine man and cuck me. But that's me though, I happy for you.

>>9146651
I know, it's less of the quality, more the "sentiment", like that one guy at parties who says he can play the guitar but can only fumble the chords to smells like teen spirit, the girls love it anyway

>>9146704
I'm*

>>9146673
Not tragedies?

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>>9146666
>>9146673
>>9146858
I hate that song.

An attractive girl well above my league gave herself to me because she liked my writing.

>>9146268
What's with the deep state pedophilia dolls? What does it mean?

>>9147288
I never got why girls would fuck down, it's insanity.

>>9147331
She was an aspiring writer so she really thought highly of me.

She was only above my league in looks (she was a fashion model) and girls can be forgiving in that department to a degree. I mean I'm not ugly, but I'm not a headturner or anything.

>>9147341
I'm gonna kill your character off and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>9147331
You can have a partner less attractive than you that you're still attracted to, what's not to get? The only reason this might not make sense is if she's extremely attractive and only looking to get fucked rather than be in a relationship, so it would then make "sense" she'd only fuck the top tier amongst those interested in her.

>>9147412
It doesn't make sense to me being a good looking woman and not using those attributes to power your way to the top of social hierarchy.

>>9146615
girls are plebs, it doesn't take much to impress them

>>9146268
I've had a few girls that were impressed by the type of books I read and how much I read, as well as how I sound "so intellectual" (according to them; I'm a pleb) in conversation, but I've never shared my writing with any women.

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>tfw I let her read my diary, desu, and then she laughed in my face

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The literary lifestyle leaves no room for sex. You people make me sick, and also painfully aroused. Please stop.

>>9147576
kek, same here. My "diary" was basically just me writing for the sake of writing (it's relaxing and I enjoy it) and I'd just write what I did that day, which wasn't ever much. She made fun of me for it.

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>>9146268
I've had several professors approach inappropriate levels of familiarity after reading or hearing my words. It was far from intentional and each time I fled from their advances.

>>9147466
>he fell for the spook of the century

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there was a cute girl I used to fuck who was in my friend circle. We argued a lot on Twitter but she was congenial in person. I'm an unvarnished reactionary and she's an SJW. She invited me out to have a drink to "discuss my writing" which she said she liked. She was supposedly impressed by it but I think it was mostly a pretense to fuck.

I cucked her boyfriend

>>9148089
Do tell us more

>>9148121
It's the spook that makes the world go around.

>>9148123
You only cuck her boyfriend if he watches, retard. And calling someone who enjoys watching his bitch get plugged a cuck is hardly offensive.

>>9148137
that isn't true. That's an aspect of the cuckold fetish. The original sense of cuckold is a man whose woman fucks other men

>>9148123
He's probably a worthless numale anyway.

>>9148137

You know that cuckolding is a much older term than the one used to describe your favorite genre of porn right?

>>9148145
So, all men are cucks?

>>9148157
You'll have a very difficult time talking to people if you bring this up for every word you use. It's best to use the word as it currently is.

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>>9148161
Yes.

>>9148152
not inaccurate

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>>9146694

>I made my therapist cry with my writing. Could've fucked her, she was a cute young graduate student, jewish too.

I actually envy this scenario and am enraged that you didn't. That would've been a /lit/ moment par excellence and you fucked it all up.

>>9148173
people use it in the original sense today

>>9148189
Kek, do you know him? What those SJWs are most in need of is a strong male presence in their lives, it's so obvious.

>>9148214
yes I knew him. He's actually smart and nice, but yeah nu-male stuff there for sure

she told me his dick didn't get fully hard

>>9148345
Textbook beta sjw dude. Probably faps to interracial porn.

>>9148345

>she told me his dick didn't get fully hard

lmao what.

>>9148422
Low test

>>9148481

... damn. always though that was just a meme. you can be so low test you can't even get it up??

F

>>9148422
ED isn't always low t, it's usually just a circulation issue. Viagra literally just reduces blood pressure and can't actually induce arousal.

>>9148518
>>9148422
>>9148345
You guys have never experienced this? Must be nice to be a brainlet.

>>9148537
Neither of these are always the cause of the problem either.

>>9146268
I once tried to impress a girl by telling her to read Mein Kampf.
Haven't heard from her recently.

>>9148537
>tf when I get fully hard I cum immediately and can't stop
I just want to kill myself.

>>9148554
Did I say they were?

>>9148540
Yeah, it happens to me, but only either when

>the room is hot and I start getting sweaty
>I'm not super in the mood but my girl is and she gets grumpy when I don't do her so I do her then anyway
>I've pounded away for several minutes and I'm starting to get bored and she's not the type to get into sex, so...

>>9146268
Yes
No...

>>9148566
No. Are you ok, anon? I was just adding that there are a bunch of reasons.

I don't write much so no but I guess it's quite easy as long as you're not genuinely seeking validation.

Unfinished stories would be a good idea. You can be all 'so I'd love to know your opinion blah blah blah' and use it as a way of snagging a date.

Although I would give kudos to any guy whose writing was solid enough to win a girl's heart outright.

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It's not especially exciting or sexy in truth.
>publicly praise my work in front of the class
>learn my name and face when 3/4ths of the students don't exist
>repeatedly volunteer me to answer questions or provide input
>this advances into weird amounts of eye contact or proximity in class
>can clearly tell they are genuinely stricken by what I express/ how I express it, there's often an alert luster in their face
>called upon to discuss things things with alarming frequency, forcibly buds into a rapport and then into the casual exchanges of personal information
>two professors even risked regular and unnecessary physical contact like taking my hand with theirs, or touching me on the shoulders
It was the furthest thing from an enviable situation.

>>9146858
Fucker beat me to it. CLOSE THE GODDAMN DOOR.

Fag here. My boyfriend loves my writing and I write him love poems all the time. Yes, it works.

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>>9148540

>Must be nice to be a brainlet.

i read all the time. you just have no testosterone.

>>9149418
>living in bad faith

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>>9149418

>Yes, it works.

you are literally a couple of fags you don't even count. enough of this meme.

>>9146268
I wasn't trying but she was way into the writing I wrote, she was the secret, sneaky seer sort

She wasn't too much of a qt-puss but I would'a done her had I not been so shy and had I seen her again after

>>9146627
>Woman hate me after knowing me for about two weeks, but it's not hard to get their legs open with words.

keked

>>9148204
Yes, but it would have been very unprofessional of his therapist to be with a client. Like, she should get fired.

Of course, if there came a point where she was no longer his therapist...it still would be sketchy, but...

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>>9146268
Yes and yes. Blog inbound.
Back when I was in highschool I showed my girlfriend who was lit nerd like me, my poetry. She actually laughed at me and mad fun of it, but eventually said she liked it and thought it was interesting how accurately and cohesively I could put down my thoughts. I wrote some for and about her and she said it was sweet.
She killed herself soon after we broke up

>>9149660
I'm sorry to hear anon

PM me if you just wanna chat

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>>9149676
Thanks bro, its nice to know you guys are here for me.

>>9149660
love you anon

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>>9149687
Alright, alright, don't make it gay.
U too bby <3

>>9149660
How was her footgame?

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>high school sweetheart and i go to university
>she gets more distant
>goes to more parties, takes more drugs
>breaks up with me
>desperately attempt to win her back
>spend all night composing a love poem
>read it to her at her work
>she laughs in my face
>security escorts me out
>totally humiliated
>on a whim, submit to local poetry magazine
>forget about it
>months later get an email
>tfw accepted for publication
>it gets published in a regional anthology
>ex-gf hears about it
>tries to ask me out for drinks again
>too busy plowing hipster puss at my poetry readings to respond to her

>>9149658

>Yes, but it would have been very unprofessional of his therapist to be with a client. Like, she should get fired.

I don't care I wouldn't rat her out or anything. I might move on to another therapist after but I wouldn't play her like that. If she had some professional crisis of consciousness over it later then that is her thing to deal with. I would've been A-Okay with it, personally.

>>9149743
i hope this is true you raging autiste

ulillilia is deep, deep 'tism

>>9147576

How old are you (idiot)?

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>>9149729
Top tier.
She was really petite with soft skin. Had cute little toes.
Nice lips too. Gave me my oral fetish.

>>9149826
Oh wow. Do you know why she topped herself?

>>9149837
Further blogging. Forgive me.

I can only really speculate endlessly at this point. But her dad was pretty abusive, mostly emotionally but I always suspected it was also sexually.
She never liked to talk about it, even though she always would say "I know you of all people would understand anon. I just don't want to get into it."
We had a falling out which led to the separation and soon after she was dead. I thought it would be resolved. We were pretty emotionally dependent on each other at the time, so maybe that was part of it.
I am of course now haunted by the thought that I was the tipping point.

>>9149862
You didn't know, anon. Even if your falling out was partially your fault, that doesn't mean you can be blamed for her killing herself. Her mental instability is something you couldn't control. You'll never know exactly why she did it, and in fact, it's probably impossible for you to know. Because if she was sexually abused, that does things to your head that you will likely never begin to comprehend. It doesn't help to let the past torture you. Tomorrow is a new day, and you mustn't waste it.

Anyway, did she ever let you suck on those cute toes of hers?

>>9149862

Don't beat yourself up. You went through a breakup. It happens. You had no way of knowing that she'd have such an extreme reaction to such a standard stage in life. It isn't on you, m8.

>>9149880
>>9149882
Thanks anons. Its nice to talk about it once in a while, and I've come to understand all that. But I can't really shake it entirely. Maybe some day. I don't really want to forget her, so I don't mind entirely.

also
>Anyway, did she ever let you suck on those cute toes of hers?
Hell yeah she did, once she figured out I liked 'em. Footjobs too. I remember the little squeak she made when I first went for her feet. She secretly knew I liked her feet and let me go to town. She liked it when I bit them and I often nibbled on her toes when we'd just lay together.
She had this natural smell that was great, not even a normal/gross sweat smell, like tangy and musky, and a little tiny bit sweet. She had a pretty long tongue too, which is an even bigger fetish for me. Small boobs/ass tho, but they were just the right size to me.
She treated sex like a tool or gift or something. It was like her way of being sorry or thoughtful.
Y'know the girls that often put a lot of thought into presents? That was her, especially with sex.
The nostalgia is hitting hard.

I've impressed a few girls with my writing. I wrote a lot for my current girlfriend, and now that we're stable and I'm not self-conscious about us every other hour, I can barely come up with anything to write for her. This makes her very sad. Don't spoil them too early.

On that note, I sent some of it to some pretentious art girl on tinder and she thought it was "beautiful." But then again she was the type who thought slam poems about periods and losing virginity at 17 is good shit.

>>9149927
Don't cheat on your gf mate. Break up with her if you want to step out. On second though, she's probably cucking you already, so feel free.

The only girl I know who has read past grade school level is fat, ugly and conceited

>>9149912
Shit. The world lost an awesome girl man. I'm jealous you got to know her at all.

>>9149934
No no. The situation is pretty complicated I guess, I had separated from her briefly, was on tinder, and got back with her a few months later after I realized she was practically my best friend.

I get rock hard when I'm kissing a girl when we're fully clothed, but sometimes I can't get hard doing other things.
What's wrong with me bros

>>9149939
>a few months later
That's surprising. Good for you, that must mean you're not bad.

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>>9149942
I'm not a scumbag, but I can fall into these modes of autism where I become very self-centered and believe that I need a break from everyone for long periods of time, and then I act like I'm the only man on earth. Hope this makes sense.

>>9149938
Yeah, I was undoubtedly lucky.

>>9149940
Sounds like stage four autism anon.
Radiation should help. Seek out treatment at your nearest nuclear reactor.

>>9146268
Yes. But turned out she's dumb.

I used to write poems for my first girlfriend, who was a lit and artsy nerd like me, we were already a couple though. She liked them a lot, made her cry "haha because they were awful, right?" heard that joke a thousand times with some personal poems and we encouraged each other to write more and more. She wrote a short story inspired by the fact of me getting into her life (I still keep the original in which she wrote a beautiful dedicatory) and won a government sponsored prize. That made me confident enough to think that she really liked my poems because they were truly good and not because she was blinded by love.

I've read and shown my poems to other poets but not to get into their panties.

>>9148178
Wow, that's a great post.

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>>9149957
That's not autism, that's introversion, and it's perfectly natural. I don't know how safe it is where you live, but I like to go on walks at like 2 A.M. through my neighborhood, it's so peaceful and there's basically no one awake, there's usually a nice mist too. Definitely recommend.

>>9149989
That was nice anon.

>>9150007
This is true. Whenever I'm struggling with anything, a difficult decision or anxiety or depression or just general angst I like to go for a walk late at night. It clears the head and helps you calm down, take a step back from your situation. You can think slowly while walking, especially if you don't have a destination. And the cold and the dark and the mild exercise help with sleep.
Sometimes you just need time alone.

>>9150007
>>9150034
"I have been one acquainted with the night..."

Glad to hear I'm not autistic. I feel you guys. I can afford to do that now, but I need to get back on the job wagon soon, and I won't be able to go on midnight walks anymore. So far, gym has been filling that void pretty nicely, and getting some exercise in is a great way to get stuff off the mind.

Another thing I did was I started making some commitments in my schedule. I have a writing group I go to every Sunday morning/noon, and aside from helping me write more, it helps me get out of the house and away from other life things.

>>9149407
No

>>9150007
>tfw live in a ghetto shithole and can't go for night walks out of fear of the local aboriginals

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>>9149912
>Hell yeah she did, once she figured out I liked 'em. Footjobs too. I remember the little squeak she made when I first went for her feet. She secretly knew I liked her feet and let me go to town. She liked it when I bit them and I often nibbled on her toes when we'd just lay together.
/lit/ as fuck
>She treated sex like a tool or gift or something. It was like her way of being sorry or thoughtful.
Probably because she'd been molested desu

But yea, jokes asides, sorry you had to go through that

>>9149940
The human body is unshapely. Clothed people are usually more attractive.

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>>9149940
You're fine, girls find it flattering if a guy gets an erection when making out, same as if a girl you liked was soaked after just a few kisses. Both genders like to feel sexy, to feel desired.

As for the not keeping it up part, that's you getting nervous, performance anxiety it sounds like. It happens to tons of dudes, you've just gotta get outta your head and enjoy the moment when you're with her.

Remember that you're both people, and if you've gotten this far it means she's attracted to you, so she's probably nervous too. Just take your time with the foreplay, include lots of kissing all over her body, nibble her ears a bit, don't be in a hurry to get your dick in her.

Most guys are really self-centered in bed, so if you take the time to go through some foreplay you're already doing better than like 50% of dudes, and if you go down and give some oral you'll be in the top 10% p much.

Main thing is, nothing's wrong with you, you just gotta learn to relax.

>>9146641
I outline my stories as greentext.

>>9146268
Nope, I don't "try to impress people" - I ask for honest criticism.

Which is far more impressive than wanting to be awarded a gold star and have your drawing put on the fridge.

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>>9149818
22

>>9146568
Deep.

Never got laid cus my writing.

Got make-out sesh from my guitar/singing though.

>>9146268
I recently let a girl I just met read some of my writing. Turns out, she's 10x the writer I am, she just hadn't mentioned that she does any writing.

>>9146268
desu you'd probably get more mileage out of how you string words along in conversation or just giving a story synopsis. most people really genuinely do not give a shit about anything like that though. literally any other art form is more likely to get you laid, especially drawing and music tee bee haych

>>9152965
don't let her get away anon

>>9152949
What songs did you play?

>>9153995
Not him but one time a girl fucked me after i played the instrumental of Wildwood Flower by the Carter Family, not even joking

>>9146602
Post them

>>9154044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6H8WcTPnWM

>>9154050
Ok Pynchon.

>>9146280
>in high school
b-but she's not even 18 now
did you have a crush on a 9 year old?

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>>9147576
>>9151920

She doesn't deserve you anon.

>>9154417
She was old enough to crush on in the last season.

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>>9146268
I once gave a girl I loved a poem I wrote for her and she really cried and said it was amazing.

>>9146268
>impress her with writing

Impossible because girls don't value writing. if you want to impress them you have to utilize a more overt display of confidence so that they can quickly know where to fit you into the assumed existing social hierarchy before they can unconsciously decide whether or not they want to be attracted to you

>>9150877
True, unless you work hard for aesthetics. Chicks don't have to do much but us guys have to really work our asses off for a nice nude body. Conversely, you can look good in everyday life without working out really hard if your clothes are nice and you aren't overweight.

>>9146268
i managed to seduce a girl with my snapchat stories

she was in a relationship too lmfao

>>9146268
the one feminist in our workshop liked my work. but she was terrible and fat so i shrugged her off

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Once. My dad always said nothing means more to girl than a hand-written letter.

I wrote my friend a letter, told her how much she meant to me. I put in in her textbook, and she found it the next day in class.

She kissed me the next time we hung out, pretty much as soon as she saw me. We ended up dating until August when i left for uni. I see her every time I go back, but neither one of us feel the way we did over the summer.

She was my friends little sister. I'd known her for about two years, had a crush for about a month before i wrote the letter. It could've turned out a lot worse had i been any uglier. She says she still has the letter though.

>>9154044
Okay, be gentle

I'm goin' out to Denver
See if I can't find
I'm goin' out to Denver
See if I can't find
That lovin' Colorado girl of mine

The promise in her smile
Shames the mountains tall
Well the promise in her smile
Shames the mountains tall
She bring the sun to shining
Tell the rain to fall

It's been a long time, mama,
Since I heard you call my name
Oh, been a long time, mama
Since I heard you call my name
And got to see my Colorado girl again

I'll be there tomorrow
Mama, don't you cry
I'll be there tomorrow
Now, mama, don't you cry
I got to kiss these lonesome Texas blues good-bye

I'm goin' out to to Denver
See if I can't find
I'm goin' out to to Denver
See if I can't find
That lovin' Colorado girl of mine
That lovin' Colorado girl of mine

>>9149660
so someone killed themselves after reading your poetry?

got it

>>9146268
1) Twice.
2) Both times.

It's not hard. Appeal to their biases, overstate something sickly-sweet, and use lots of assonance. Remember that you're making an aphrodisiac and not a work of art.

The second time I actually had some fun with it and dropped a subtle hint that she was just a quick fuck. The joke went over her head, so I explained it to her afterwards. Feels good man.

Yeah, I didn't even ask her to read it. It works better if they don't expect you to be a writer

>>9147486
T H I S
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>>9148157
sorry we can't all be cuck historians like you

>>9147708
Ive always had fantasies of fucking milton in his blind eyehole

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>>9150400
>/lit/ as fuck
kek. Thanks?
>Probably because she'd been molested desu
Yeah I figured that.
>But yea, jokes asides, sorry you had to go through that
Its ok, you gave me a good reason to get very drunk the other night.
>>9155832
>so someone killed themselves after reading your poetry?
>got it
Haha, nice.

>>9146268
>trying to impress women

you spineless fucking coward, go write a sonnet

>>9156259
>not being capable of impressing women
>thinking the pursuit of the greatest feeling in life is beneath him

It's okay anon, you'll find someone

>>9157015
She'll cheat anyway.

>>9146268
Yes and yes - do it all the time. The kind of girls I like are impressed by writers.

>tried to impress a girl
you've already failed

>>9146268
>Have you ever tried to impress a girl with your writing?

fuck me in the dick-hole.
transform my penis hole into a penetrative receptive source of existential energy and fuck it.

Just stop.

>>9155790

>She was my friends little sister.

I potentially could've hooked up with a friend's little sister but didn't because I thought this was an unspoken no-no between bros.

Did I fuck up? I thought every guy just naturally knew that this wasn't a thing that you do.

>>9159692
you fucked up

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>>9159698

Probably, yeah.

She was a qt too. She was all over me and it was the easiest potential hookup that has ever been presented to me in life thus far. Oh well. At least I wasn't a snake about it.

>>9150047
>>9150007
>>9150034
I'm at least borderline autistic, my therapist friend has told me, and I love nightwalks. Funny thing is, I get scared of a dark house, alone or not, I become terrified inside and invent monsters for myself. Outside in the dark, howecer I feel calm and at peace. I'm not sure where that comes from, both houses I've lived in I've had this problem.

I sent about 5 or 10 short poems to a girl when i was 18. She told me i was like rimbaud.

True story.

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I'm a male English major. Most other English majors are women who absolutely cannot write. Of course they're impressed.
The better question is whether or not any woman impresses me with their own shitty writing.
They have, actually. Just today tbqh

>>9146268
I once framed Hänsel und Gretel as teenage crime, my German teacher made me read the essay in front of class, interrupting several times with bouts of admiration. She was a not-so-well-shaped alcoholic though.

Impressing women with well-tempered style and genuine content is however pointless, as any man should know. Knowingly or not they will think less of you for casting pearls before swine.

>>9159754
did you fug her though

>>9154825

>tfw I would be too afraid to write a poem with enough sincerity to have the power to make somebody cry

I wish I was more like you.

Be gentle guys:

Tip-toeing through midnight black
The jester giggles to himself
Anticipating the great attack
To increase the seeds, and therefore his wealth
A brown brimmed hat shone in the sun
The target shining clear as day
A reach into the pocket has won
Potato, limpwurt, some dust of clay
But then a prize reveals itself
A ranarr seed, worth 20 grand
The farmer turns around and yelps
But the jester has darted off through the land

(It's about pickpocketing the Master Farmer in runescape and then getting a Ranarr seed which currently sell at 27k at GE)

>>9159882
She was two years younger and I told her what I think of her at the last day of highschool and she was like "oh anon! Nobody ever told me such beautiful things!" And then she wrote me a letter and later I gave her a poem (which was about how we will remain together for eternity in our minds or something. She had a boyfriend at a time, and nothing really came out of it anyway. It was a boarding school and we don't leave near each other, so we hadn't met in years, and then all was gone.

>>9160440
at the* time