Give me some fucking writing prompts.

A love story involving crack cocaine

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>>9143158
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>>9143138
The invention of Fanta in Nazi Germany

>>9143183
honestly there is no difference between /lit/ and reddit anymore

embrace it.

>>9143138
The bible but all the characters are Jesus Christ.

C:\_

>>9143223
>Windows

>>9143138
OK hear me out.
Meme aliens come down,
>bleep bloop Take me to your leader tier
Existential ramifications, humanity losing it's mind. Dialogue is established, the Aliens are trying to work out who our leader is, have been interested in Earth for a few hundred years.
>some suspense and speculation later.
They don't go to see a UN delegate or a president or physicist or any of that shit, they decide the natural authority, the pre-eminent manifestation of consciousness and de-facto leader of Earth is to be found in an obscure siberian cave.
>wot.jpeg
Furtive bigfoot tier hominid crawls out and starts dialogue with bleep bloops, humanity hangs in the balance.

C-could be good r-right?
>Yeti and the bleep bloops