did he fuck the dog?

>>9141321
Who hasnt stuck their dick in a dogs mouth or played with their pussy?

Most 13-15 year olds do this, and I doubt much has changed.

>>9141329
Here's a trick that helped me as a sex-deprived teenager:

>take your dog into a room when your parents are out
>go to kitchen
>get peanut butter
>go to room where dog is
>smear peanut butter all over your dick and balls
>proceed to suck your dog's dick

>Interestingly, he called all his dogs the same name...Atma,[and nicknamed them Butz] the hindu word for the universal soul from which all universal souls arise.

>>9141668
Atma Butz? More like at muh butts amirite.

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lol schopie just kys my man

>>9141709
lmao

today is schopenhauer's birthday yall

>>9142066
that proves it

>>9142066
Great. Let's celebrate reading /lit/'s favorite essay

https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/schopenhauer/arthur/essays/chapter5.html

>>9142075

https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/schopenhauer/arthur/essays/chapter12.html

:^)

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>>9142075
Fuck women tbqh.

happy birthday to schopenhauer

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>>9141340

>>9141329
Agree 100%!!!!

>>9141668
Cringe! This guy was some weeaboo faggot for sure, he would be posting on /wiz/ or some anime IRC if he was alive today!

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>>9142075
>people take this fag seriously
I've seen more thoughtful incel reeeeeing on /r9k/

>>9144945
Amen, and he is a 'philosopher'? Didn't he just adopt Kant completely but posit the thing-in-itself to be the phenomenal will of your body? What a shitty philosopher! Totally derivative, I don't even think he understood Kant...

I hate all of you

>>9144969
Discomforted frog detected

>>9141321
100% affirmative

>>9144989
I actually love women and just really wish Schopenhauer could have had genuine human connection so his claims, particularly his aesthetics, didn't have to have this stain.

No, I hate you all because you're mocking a dead man whose bitterness is sad and ultimately forgivable, and because you all are some of the clearest representations of the endless and pointless need for conflict inherent within humanity

Is there any reason at all to think that he was wrong about women?

>>9145127
unless you are somehow socratic questioning your way to proving that he fucked the dog, please try to stay on topic

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>>9141321
She did.

bark

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>>9145061
Your post gives me hope, anon.
Namaste.