how do I make my suicide note /lit/?

Well, suicide notes are pretty popular these days. Here are some tips that can really help you to stand out from the others.

First of all, don't be boring. Don't just go for the same old, woe is me. Very few people write, for instance, joyous suicide notes, or frame them as one-act plays, song lyrics, or pop-up books. When you're writing something so grim, there's really no point in belaboring it. Try using a genre or form you're unfamiliar with to get those creative juices flowing.

Next, try to capture our attention. What was really so remarkable about your life that made you want to end it? Be specific. Generalizations about the state of the world are a dime a dozen. Focus in, pay attention to small details. Those are what people remember. Don't be a selfish cunt.

Sometimes, illustrations can really spice things up. If you don't think you have any artistic talent, it's okay to make a collage or use extracts from magazines or newspapers. Multimodal communication can really bring a dreary suicide note off the page and make it really pop.

Here's another sensible tip. Don't be lazy! Misspelling, hand-written notes, lack of formatting all tell us that you killed yourself because you just couldn't be bothered to give a damn about the details. Try to make it look professional.

Finally, you might consider how difficult it is to write a really memorable suicide note. If you're not going to explain the entire history of Western thought, or give the reader something remarkable, then maybe you should stop and reconsider.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/