How do I read in the shower without getting my book wet? No baths

>>9140498
quality thread. Next time put a frog there and it'll be even funnier

Buy an ereader and laminate it.

>>9140506
a simpson frog

>>9140528
Heyyy, good idea

>>9140498
audiobooks

Holy shit what is the point of this thread? What compelled you to ask this question, and what personality flaw is to blame? What made you sit down, type this post out, and then attach an image? Was there a grand plan? What type of responses are you expecting?

Because by the looks of this question, its sheer marginality in scope, it does not seem that you will get much at all, at least not enough to gratify your inanity.

>>9140498
Try submerging your head underwater for 10 minutes without resurfacing prior to reading.

That should do the trick.

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>>9140532

>>9140498
Put the book in a transparent plastic bag. Every time you want to flip a page, remove the book from the bag, away from the water, and then put back in the bag.

You can also buy a projector, project ebooks onto a wall in your bathroom that you can see from the shower. Use some sort of device or voice command to change pages.

Another option is a screen, somewhere in viewing distance.

Another option is to print your own laminated pages (will end up being very expensive)

>>9140569
Holy fuck is that PEPE THE FROG in Simpsons??? Haha, Lord Kek's meme magic really is taking off

>>9140552
Alright I did this, died, got reincarnated as a spooky ghost and am haunting some kid now to respond. Now what?

>>9140573
it's called a chazzwazzer by the way

>>9140545
Good answer, thank you

>>9140574
Find your nearest undead bookstore and exchange the human souls you've collected for the spectral books you want. The water should pass right through those without harming the text.