I swear to God that fucking picture makes my blood boil. All

not sure whats worse

a gymcel with an ugly face or a wittgenstein shitposter

why do you care so much? get a life, nerd

>>9137977
lol ok

>>9137982
>t. nasty boi
aren't you~ spicy!

anon with the Diss!

Does the nerd/jock dichotomy even exist anymore? I feel like everyone with half a brain is embarrassed to be a normie now

wew lad

>>9137977
Be the best version of yourself
If you're a jughead, you're wasting your wisdom and are already dead
If you're a weakling or unattractive, you're wasting your physique and are already dead

>inb4 palsied autistic replies to me

>>9137977
That picture is pretty accurate then, since a giant head is shorthand for a gigantic ego.

>>9137999

This sums it up nicely.

>>9137977
>"I read books,that means, I am smart"
I know you're quoting normies but you're also quoting /lit/

anyone who thinks they are smart because they consume or understand a type of media are maroons of the worst cut. you're not smart because you like jazz, you're not smart because you like philosophy, you're not smart because you taste wines. You can be made more knowledgeable and worldly by these things, and in some cases they can indeed make you smarter if they impart skills or unlock new avenues of thinking, but simply "consuming" them does not imply that you are "made smarter" by them in any way at all. And honestly, I feel like people are more often made insufferable by their esoteric interests than anything else—especially online.

What a stupid fucking picture. You know a non-white drew it. It's always non-whites with these dumb cartoons.

>>9137999
Now do tiny head and tiny body and call him /lit/.

>>9137992
what if you're a peabrain weakbody

asking for a friend

>>9138023
>What a stupid fucking picture. You know a non-white drew it. It's always non-whites with these dumb cartoons.
Nice try reptilian.

This has reptilian stink all over it.

>>9138035
-rupi kaur

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>>9138025

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>>9138025
4 u

>>9138082
So we're the most handsome out of the bunch? I dig it.

>>9138089
After re-evaluating the shoop through the lens of your comment I think this image is quantum in that it exists in a superposition state of insult and compliment simultaneously until decided by the user.

Quantum memes are the future. Invest now.

*subscribe*

>>9138110
I can't tell if this post is satire or not.

>>9137977
Gosh, you care an awful lot about discerning the real secret truth about other people's intelligence. Let me put it this way: 27% of U.S. adults didn't read a single book last year. Not a single fucking book. So I'll take the pretentious maggots, thanks. I've tried the illiterate jocks.

>>9138209
>people either read books for pretentious reasons or play football
wat

>>9137977
ok

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>>9138018
>maroons of the worst cut

>>9138209
intelligence is a spook senpai

>>9138239
it's a joke ya maroon

keep up

>>9138228
Try again. Your comprehension is faulty. Perhaps if you read more.

>>9138250
nah you just paint dumb word pictures

you probably have a cape that says "subtext master"

i know your kind

>>9138018
But /lit/ isn't the way you described. If /lit/ thought you were smart just for reading books, you'd see Ulysses and Harry Potter treated as equal value here because they're both books. One of them simply has more value to offer, and also requires more skill and knowledge to obtain that value.

>>9138259
Value is entirely subjective.

>>9138259
I suppose I did go off on a tangent unrelated to the main point. Fair assessment, anon. Duly noted!

Though it cannot be denied that there is a large contingent of well read morons on /lit/ who became morons because they thought "i am smart i want to be smart i'm gonna read the smart books these are the smart books hey those aren't the smart books i know the smart books i'm the smart books guy not you" and they just...don't get it at all.

I suppose this boogeyman of pretentious morons led me to unfair comparison in context of the overarching topical point of this thread!

I
AM
GUILTY

>>9138270
LOL

>>9138273
SELL SELL SELL

TH BUBBLE IS POPPING

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>>9138301
>he believes in objective quality
anon we have to talk

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>>9138082

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>>9138326
more meta moral dilemmas!

>>9138374

Love this

>>9138374
>top track
two insufferable cunts
>bottom track
six worthless peons

anon this is easy

>>9138374
Killing two mutants is clearly superior to killing five normal people, but would he empathize correctly, if the switch puller were a mutant?

>>9138402
But the mutants are marvels of nature—grotesque and disfigured sure, but capable of great things. Feats of strength and intelligence, that surely the switch puller would benefit from.

Does history mourn the deaths of random normies? Or do we rather look back on our Andre the Giants and weep for what once was?

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>>9138424
Surely the normie would kill the mutants though? I'm curious, if the mutant would kill the normies instead of the mutant does this mean he has a thirst for blood? Is he taking sadistic revenge on the masses of normies by using this situation to his advantage or is he just looking out for his own kind? Is his quest revenge or is it altruism? Loyalty, or utilitarianism? Where does the journey begin for this individual? What would he do in any of these problems?

oh man this is actually a funny thread

>>9138435
>that pic
at last i truly see

it's time to kill myself

>>9137999
Wrong. Smart people don't use stupid phrases like "manlet".

>>9137999
Where's the punchline

>>9138527
manlet detected
>>9138534
samefag manlet trying to psychologically project himself as taller by stacking his posts

>>9138527
What does a very smart person call a manlet, I wonder?

>>9137977

Admit it! Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance and vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs, you know nothing about art or sex that you couldn't read in any trendy, New York, underground fashion magazine. Prototypical non-comformist, you are a vacuous soldier of the thrift store Gestapo. You adhere to a set of standards and tastes that appear to be determined by an unseen panel of hipster judges giving a thumbs up or thumbs down to incoming and outgoing trends and style of music and art. Go analog baby, you're so post-modern. You're diving face forward into an antiquated past. It's disgusting. It's offensive. Don't stick your nose up at me.

What do you have to say for yourself?

You spend your time sitting in circles with your friends pontificating to each other. Forever competing for that one moment of self-aggrandizing glory in which you hog the intellectual spotlight, holding dominion over the entire shallow pointless conversation. Oh, we're not worthy. When you want by a group of quote-unquote normal people you chuckle to yourself, patting yourself on the back as you scoff. It's the same superiority complex shared by the high school jocks who made your life a living hell and makes you a slave to the competitive capitalist dogma you spend every waking moment of your life bitching about.

Yeah, what do you have to say for yourself?

>>9138553
two sentences in and I already feel molested

good job

>>9137977
>It's just frustrating that normies that associate themselves with literature think of their mind as a deep, sky blue ocean, when it takes a non-retarded person two minutes to realize s/he it's a dirty puddle by the roadside.

The irony is so delicious. Or is this bait? Did I fall for bait? Either way 6.5/10 thread, I had fun.

>>9137982
this, to be hombre fambro

>>9138586
i have a hard and fast rule that never fails

if you think you're smart you're probably retarded

t. some dead asian guy (paraphrased)

>>9138082
/k/, /r9k/, /pol/, /lit/

left to right

>>9138590
>not /qa/, /trash/, /mlp/, /adv/
ya blew it

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>>9137977

>>9137977
Shit, I hate that too.
I just would like to note my slightly disagreement with the last part. I don't think agreeing with everything you read on a book is inherently detrimental. You might just happen to agree. That's even more obvious if you take simple theorems as example.
But if a person can't strongly disagree with anything they read, the only options I see are:
They are stupid;
They reached a level so high they are capable of putting everything in a universal mental model where everything has a dialectical interaction with it's environment. i.e. They left humanity behind and ascended to the plane of the aesthetics gods, to forever get mired by qt3.14 and rave with Zyzz. Or in the words of the men himself "fuaaarrkkk we are all gonna make it brahh".

>>9137977
wew

>>9138543
shawdy

>>9137977
these self-identifying-as-a-book-nerd people don't even read anything difficult or all that often

>>9137977

The fact that we use Art and literature as a tool to reassure the meaning of our existence, instead of taking it as a tool to understand the world around us, is despicable yes.

Also, the petite bourgeoisie is good at thinking s/he is a good-thinker, while covering themselves with what is integrism; never having an opinion on whatsoever. And the whole selfie-with-book thing is their way of saying they have culture, which means shit.

But don't get frustrated over that anon. If you are brighter than them they will eventually be self-aware of how small of a person they are. I mean, they started to read books or own them, right? (haha, right?) Just be humble though. Nobody likes to learn from someone who is showing their intellect: you'll appear condescending.

>tfw you lift and are on the swim team but you also read dosto in your spare time

why do people have these binary images of everything? why can't I be massive and smart at the same time?

>>9138915

It's just a good old cliché I guess. It's kinda dumb.

>>9138553
>When you want by a group of quote-unquote normal people you chucke to yourself
What did he mean by this?

>>9138553

Idk, your critic is A-OK but I think there are worst post-modern hips out there then OP appears to be. He didn't even cite some prestigious writers or anything. Was sharing some frustrations is all.

>>9137999
>tfw 6"1 unattractive peabrain

Should I work out, read more or just kill myself?

>>9138527
Smart people do what they like

>>9138023
what are you attempting to incite

>>9139033
All hope is probably lost. If you aren't at least 6'5" with a 12" dick then you should probably kill yourself, women's standards are very high these days.

>>9138915
>reading Dostoevsky makes you smart
Holy fuck lad

>>9139142
>implying they care at all if you can make them laugh and have a job
It's *really* not that hard

Just Don't. Be. Awful.

>>9138553
I would say that I'm sorry, and that I want to understand it so that I might get better. What would you have me do?

>>9139192
It's a joke bud.

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>>9138025

>>9139267
Wow. Joking. In the current year.

Now I've seen it all.

>What if I told you there was a place where no one reads books? A place where people only read headlines, lists, and pictures.

>>9139147
Its better than not reading it,

>>9138326
>>9138374
a daring synthesis :^)

>>9139504
So you would fuck a guy with a vagina

>>9139520
absolutely

and right when I cum I'd slap s/him on the ass and say "good game, now hit the showers"

>>9139543
nigga you gay

>>9139550
tell that to my five beautiful children from my HANDSOME MANWIFE

checkmate traptheists

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If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down on his shoulders what would you tell him to do?

>>9138326
I haven't laughed this hard at 4chan in a long time

>>9139192
>make them laugh

If a woman likes you she will laugh at everything you say. I think you have made a false association based on your limited interaction with giggly whores.

>>9138842
>understand the world around us
literal ideology

>>9139736
Drop it already, geeze.

>>9138089
well, we're the only one that doesn't look like some kind of mutant creature

>>9137977
many of them just read shit like harry potter or percy jackson or infinite jest too

what a bunch of morons

>>9137977
No one cares. Shut the fuck up.

I read the OP, but can anyone summarize this thread for me?

>>9138081

underrated

>>9140085
Seek help

>>9137977
What information did this man intend to convey through this missive?

>>9140124
Seek a life.

>>9138018
>listen to jazz
>drink wine
>read books
>watch "film"
Everyone thinks I'm a pretentious faggot, but really I'm just smarter than them

>>9140157
>jazz
>smart

>>9140136
I'm doing the same thing you are, dog rapist.

>>9140170
>dog rapist
Awww, babby's first insult!

>>9140188
holy fuck lol
don't get wounded so easily

>>9140206
I'm not the one who's trying too hard and failing miserably. Go to bed, kiddo.

>>9139147
Was an example you snob

>>9138435
This has transcended memes.

>>9139033
Just kill yourself, add 1story to the building you want to jump of for everypost you talk about wanting to killyourself

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>>9139938
>If a woman likes you she will laugh at everything you say.
You have given to me a very great assurance this day anon.
You are my prophet, God's holy mouthpiece. I thank you for your gospel.

>>9140371
I sometimes laugh at everything someone says because I can't tell what the fuck they're talking about.

>>9140553
There's a hopefully obvious difference between different kinds of laughter. Genuine laughter is distinguishable from polite or nervous laughter