Can I get a quick rundown on the Karamazovs?

They're bros.

Their dad is a dick.

>>9133611
I lol'd. Now, back to your containment board, memelord.

>>9133611
Yeah but first a quick bump to save the thread

Take the karamapill, /lit/friends:

>Rothschilds bow to karamazovs
>in contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control russia with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (karamagrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be karamazov babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have KaramaBots inside you right now
-The Karamazovs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Karamazov bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Karamazov
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>9135247
Could be improved if you remove the vague royal bloodline bit to the Tsars. Also there are more than 2 Brothers.

>>9133615
one and done

>>9133611
Aloysha: young gentle heart, never had to struggle so his soul never corrupted. Mediates conflict where he sees it

Ivan: crooked nose pretentious /lit/ bastard except actually intelligent and badass and dem slav genes mean he'll fucking go fisticuffs with you over philosophical ideas or his writing

Dmitry: drunk asspie passionate makes everybody scared as fuck around him except aloysha. Basically looks like Joe Rogan but dem slav genes mean he doesn't fuck around.

Fyodor: the man with the plan. Quintessential troll but IRL. Makes everyone uncomfortable and doesn't shut the fuck up. Basically the articulate slav version of "U mad bro" taken to its extremes and meshed in with real life implications (all his sons have trauma lel). It's too bad DFW could never chat with him.

WISP OF TOW

>>9135430
Actually really spot on.

Do Smerdyakov next pls!