Naughty Recommendation Thread Admit it, you want to read some

I'm looking for a book where kids have to act like adults.

Especially in some kind of supernatural crisis. Why? Who knows. Is that a fetish? Can fetishes be non-sexual?

>>9132175
It's called having an interest or a hobby, you dumb millennial.

>>9132188
My hobby is reading about children acting like adults? I think you're confused.

>>9132194
You clearly don't have a hobby because you're uninteresting.

>>9132198
I have hobbies. I collect colors and skulls and rocks. I read, I do art. I buy a bunch of shit to do art things and then I don't do art. I like history and languages. I read. I write. I pretend I don't hate myself.

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>>9132208
David would be proud.

>>9132214
don't be mean

>>9132227
Relax, OP.

>>9132175

>I'm looking for a book where kids have to act like adults.

This is every single young adult / adolescent book ever. It's the entire point of the genre.

>>9132239
Yeah, but not shit.

>>9132244

All of them are shit because they are written for children and emotionally stunted adults still trying to process their childhoods. The mediocrity is a source of comfort. Exhibit A: Grown men and women who still rave about Harry Potter.

>>9132267
No, I mean, is there a not YA novel with this plot.

>I want a story with <subject matter>
Three posts later
>I want to argue about <subject matter>
Then someone cries about millenials and the thread is derailed. Never change, /lit/.

>>9132284
Isn't it great? We can all grow old together and yell at those damn kids with their lack of decency and standards.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_of_the_Flies

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I want to read a book about female bullying, a kinda hot and descriptive one.

>>9132477
Like... the whole book is about girls bullying other girls?

>>9132504
Yes.

>>9132511
Huh.
I remember reading one book when I was a kid, but fuck if I know what it was. Something like "The ____ Squad" I found this:
https://www.bustle.com/articles/22810-if-youre-obsessed-with-mean-girls-youll-think-these-9-ya-books-are-so-fetch
I mean, Mean Girls is kinda what you want, right?
That's all I know. Sorry.

I have no desire to read weird shit. Everything I read should make me a better person and better writer.

>>9132539
Helpful! Thank you.

i want a depressive book about sex

>>9132611
When Rabbit Howls
Snuff

>>9132504

Something like Miracle of the Rose, but with schoolgirls instead of boys. This has to exist

>>9132008
Just new sci fi and fantasy shit that doesn't lean heavily on romance to get the job done. Sanderson is okay?

>>9133455
how new?

>>9132175
>Can fetishes be non-sexual?
No, but something similar. You're a fan of a trope or element. This time it is children being pushed to adult roles. Either you like a challenge or you want to see naivete, or perhaps even failure and corniness.

I want to read an epic. Preferably a scifi setting in space or colony.. Not earth.

Something akin to Mars, Dune, Star Wars

>>9133486
have you read the stargate novelizations? or, well, the first one.

>>9133479
>naivete, or perhaps even failure and corniness
no... trauma, helplessness, desperation until, ultimately, persevering and found family.

i assume the adults are either gone or being kept out of the loop.

the more trauma the better and role reversal is definitely a plus.

so far, i can only get my fix from teen wolf fanfiction

>>9132008
Can I ask for anything?
How about a book that depicts a sweet romance between a little girl and an adult?
That's actually well written if possible.

>>9133463
Within the last 10 years I guess, I read that Red/gold/morningstar series, which was fine I guess.

>>9132511
Cat's Eye ...and mdd

>>9134073
sir apropos of nothing?

>>9133486
Fire Upon the Deep by Vernor Vinge

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Rec me a book about a passionate love affair between a mother and her son.

I will also accept a relationship between a young man and older woman (I've read Cherie).

>>9136049
harold and maude

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>>9133751
Man falls in sweet and totally mutual love with girl.

She ruins it by growing up and getting ugly and bitchy.

>>9132611

All of them?

Is there a book written from the perspective of a ghost? I mean not like a living person that can walk though wallsLOL, but from the mindset of a spirit wandering the Material world.

>>9137502
Maybe Bangkok 8? The main character is kind of monotone, and there's this weird sortof magical realism where you're not sure if it's real or just the mc hallucinating them.

>>9137283
But I already read that.

>>9137502
Yeah, just about every work of fiction written in the third-person. It's just not made obvious. On the other hand, Whitman's poem The Sleepers fills half your bill.

>>9138324
That's such a huge category, but fuck me, I can't think of a single one. The Sorrows of Young Werther?

anyone have a non-ya book where a kid gets raised by pirates (space or otherwise)?

Any good timeloop storys?

Any good timeloop books?

>>9140445
>>9140448
replay by ken grimwood

I want to read about rape from a woman's perspective.

I need to understand what I have done.

>>9138313

who thanks

also

>The wretched features of ennuyes, the white features of corpses, the
livid faces of drunkards, the sick-gray faces of onanists,
>The gash’d bodies on battle-fields, the insane in their
strong-door’d rooms, the sacred idiots, the new-born emerging
from gates, and the dying emerging from gates,
>tfw whitman predicted /lit/

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>>9141609
If you are a ghost, this would fufill your requirement.

>>9141876
Is it anything like that part in evil dead, where the tree attacks that girl? Because dead serious, that 5 second scene has given me more boners than you could possibly imagine.

>>9142707
think the scene at the end of poltergiest when the mom gets out of the bath and lays on the bed to not masturbate

I'm looking for a book where the protagonist is eaten by a dinosaur (green) and instead of being digested is laid out as an egg and hatched by his caring new motherly dinosaur (green)

you know, just for laughs haha

>>9142749
Well, anon. That's um. I don't know if I can help you, buddy. Try reading Raptor Red. It's something, at least.

>>9137283
>Mutual

necrophilia please.

don't judge me please

accept me please

>>9143325
Read more Baudelaire.


Remember, my love, the object we saw
That beautiful morning in June:
By a bend in the path a carcass reclined
On a bed sown with pebbles and stones;

Her legs were spread out like a lecherous whore,
Sweating out poisonous fumes,
Who opened in slick invitational style
Her stinking and festering womb.

The sun on this rottenness focused its rays
To cook the cadaver till done,
And render to Nature a hundredfold gift
Of all she'd united in one.

And the sky cast an eye on this marvellous meat
As over the flowers in bloom.
The stench was so wretched that there on the grass
You nearly collapsed in a swoon.

The flies buzzed and droned on these bowels of filth
Where an army of maggots arose,
Which flowed with a liquid and thickening stream
On the animate rags of her clothes.

And it rose and it fell, and pulsed like a wave,
Rushing and bubbling with health.
One could say that this carcass, blown with vague breath,
Lived in increasing itself.

And this whole teeming world made a musical sound
Like babbling brooks and the breeze,
Or the grain that a man with a winnowing-fan
Turns with a rhythmical ease.

The shapes wore away as if only a dream
Like a sketch that is left on the page
Which the artist forgot and can only complete
On the canvas, with memory's aid.

From back in the rocks, a pitiful bitch
Eyed us with angry distaste,
Awaiting the moment to snatch from the bones
The morsel she'd dropped in her haste.

And you, in your turn, will be rotten as this:
Horrible, filthy, undone,
O sun of my nature and star of my eyes,
My passion, my angel in one!

Yes, such will you be, o regent of grace,
After the rites have been read,
Under the weeds, under blossoming grass
As you moulder with bones of the dead.

Ah then, o my beauty, explain to the worms
Who cherish your body so tine,
That I am the keeper for corpses of love
Of the form, and the essence divine!

>>9132477
99% of shoujo anime

aim for the ace is a good start. brother dear brother or gunbuster would be nice follow ups.

>>9136049
Oedipus Rex

>>9143350
holy shit
i love it

>>9132611
The Elementary Particles

>>9143376
>gunbuster
>shoujo

>>9143472
anybody got a book with male-female role-reversal? especially if the woman is notably bigger.

>>9133486
book of a new sun

Anybody got anything with really obvious homoerotic tension? There doesn't have to be any actual gay relationship, just some really intense bromance.

>>9140351
bumping for this

>>9132175
Turn of the Screw?

>>9148475
welp, that actually looked really interesting, but i just spoiled the whole thing for myself

Books about sexless relationships? Where everything is strong but one partner just doesn't want the other?

For personal reasons

>>9148610
please

>>9148610
like platonic relationships? or asexual partners?

>>9148695
As in should be sexual but it just never seems to work like the partners are on different wavelengths...depressing if possible pls

>>9132008
read The Story of the Eye, you filthy animals

>>9148729
Snuff, maybe. I actually avoid romance as much as can. it's late, too so i can't think straight. in 8 hrs, i'll see what i can find.

>>9148750
>In 8 hours
Thanks man, I'd appreciate it...going through a real rough patch and need some perspective

>>9148757
no prob. i'll keep that in mind.

>>9148757
Oh man, to be honest, I avoid romance as much as I can. And depressing books too. I looked through all my books, but I haven't found much. Depending on what you want- are you sure you want depressing? Here are some fucked up books, that are kind of depressing and involving relationships...
When Will There Be Good Times? by Kate Atkinson, which is a crime novel, but is in turns funny and really fucking depressing.
Horns by Joe Hill, which is about a guy accused of murdering his girlfriend growing horns... also in turns funny and depressing.
Then you got Augusten Burroughs - any of his stuff. Like a gritter David Sedaris. Funny, and then he's talking about being coerced into sex when he was 14.

I'm sorry, I'd really like to help you anon.

>>9133479
Fetishes can totally be non-sexual. I have a sexual foot fetish, and a non-sexual hand fetish - I love women's hands. I can't help but admire their aesthetic beauty. They don't give me a boner like feet do, I don't seek out hand-related porn, I just really like looking at them. I do like the idea of sucking on a girl's fingers though, but it's not really sexual like sucking on a girl's feet.

>>9150524
Oh man, I have the same thing with noses. Especially large noses on women. Why? I don't know. And vitiligo. Fantastic.

>>9148522
Just read it anyway, also watch the Innocents

>>9151684
yeah, I plan on it.