Harlan Ellison

oh, it's Harlan posting time. Hello, Harlan? are you still sitting your fat ass down on a huge pile of stories submitted for the Last Dangerous Visions? how do you feel knowing almost half the writers who trusted you enough to submit work have died of old age waiting for the collection to come out? thirty fucking years, little man. that's longer than Guns'n'Roses took over "Chinese Democracy", and they had to write their own material.

what's this year's excuse, Harlan? changing publishers again? it's not "timely"? you can't find a cushion the same size as the submissions box?

Harlan is an impressive orator

>>9130242
i liked his appearance on scooby doo

I read i have no mouth and i must scream once i guess

>>9130242
What the fuck is he really a small little retard? Dropped.

>>9130561
he's a manlet's manlet. he gave Isacc Asimov some shit at a convention, once, and Asimov mentioned him in a speech and called out "Harlan, stand on the chair so everyone can see you."

the "friendly little fuck" story is apocryphal.