started reading Gravity's Rainbow and I smell bananas everywhere
>>9121826
>people who read the first 20 pages of a book and feel the need to make a thread about it
WHY?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO WITH THESE JEZEBELS? All I want to do is come here for an asexual experience that will exercise my brain but I am constantly titillated by these vixens with their prodigious hips and provocative figures. Can I never satiate this thirst, will I ever know the touch of a woman and enter between her loins? Will my seed ever drip from her moistened hole?
Life is a constant hell. No wonder I resent women too.
>>9121880
This.
/lit/ is officially a celibate board. Get this filth back to /fit/
>>9121890
forgot pic
>>9121880
All I want is to hold a delicate heavenly female in my arms. I want her vulnerability to be penetrated by my rock hard erection.
Her squealing my name, "oh Geoffrey!" as I fuck the farts out of her tight little assholes. She continues screaming "Geoffrey, oh Geoffrey! Your cock is so big! Much bigger than my last boyfriend Tyrone."
Post coitus we begin talking about it, "What happened to Tyrone?"
"oh, he just kind of vaporized one day..."
>>9121897
Geoffrey Hill?
>>9121826
wait til you get to Tyrone's toilet time tribulations
>>9121826
Oh, you though there was still a distinction between reality and the text? Welcome to my world kid.
>>9121826
Source?
>>9121909
>Welcome to my world kid.
>my world kid.
>kid.
You never did the Kenosha Kid.
You never did the Kenosha, Kid.
You! Never did the Kenosha Kid?
You never, did the Kenosha Kid?
>>9123805
Now everybody--
>>9121826
J'aime les bananes.