Looking for Alaska pages 9-20

>>9113837
I honestly tried to read that but was enraged before I hit like the 5th line.

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To be honest it's a pretty accurate representation of the so randumb years of life

>>9113837
>it's another /lit/ obsesses over a book none of them like episode

I would say autism, but people with actual autism have more self awareness.

>>9113873
I'm going to be honest I'm enjoying this more than the meme trio desu

>>9113837
Apt literary style for the audience

OP post the part where they have a rap battle.

>>9114216
>don't call me Chip. Call me the Colonel.

Well now I have to know what comes next. Why do they call him the Colonel?

>>9114216

This Chip fellow seems like a pretty no-bullshit kinda dude.

>>9114216
It would take so fucking long to tear up duct tape to spell coffee table.

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>>9113837
Is John Green the Woody Allen of literature?

>all their lead male characters are versions of their creators, either as they see themselves, or as they wish they were
>all characters have the exact same interests and hobbies as their creators (classic literature, jazz music)
>their characters live out the sexual fantasies of their creators (having a hot girl teach another hot girl how to give you a blowjob, dating a high school girl without all your friends thinking it's weird)
>they both present themselves as wimpy and emasculated
>they both consider themselves intellectuals

The only difference is that Woody Allen movies are entertaining.