aphorism thread

roses are red
violets are blue
op is a fag
my diary desu

>>9109491
that's a bad poem, not an aphorism, famalam

>>9109496
from OED:
>1. A pithy observation which contains a general truth

poem, aphorism, same shit. my post fits that definition, it just happens to rhyme. many chinese and spanish aphorisms rhyme in the original.

youre just mad bc ur a faggot.

>>9109510
then it is not an aphorism, due to that definitions. violets are purple, not blue. a correct aphorism would be:

>>9109510 is very gay

>>9109531
>due to that definitions. violets are purple, not blue.
nice grammar you blubbering vagina

i have an improved aphorism

roses are red
violets, like the sky, are blue
op's an illiterate idiot
so fuck-uck-uck you

>>9109475
just wait a bit until anon comes back, op
she's currently reading beyond good and evil

Reife des Mannes: das heisst den Ernst wiedergefunden haben, den man als Kind hatte, beim Spiel.

Die gleichen Affekte sind bei Mann und Weib doch im Tempo verschieden: deshalb hören Mann und Weib nicht auf, sich misszuverstehn.

lmao are you pseuds really going to quote nieztsche like you're fresh out of high school?

why did op even make this stupid thread in the first place? aphorisms are an imprecise, over generalizing, bits of so called insight, that plebs like you borrow from since you have no original thoughts of your own. try thinking for yourself for once instead of fellating nietzsche's syphilitic cock.

A bird eating its wing cannot sing
how delicious chicken wings are

>>9109585
Oh please wow me with your shockingly original insights

>>9109588
Too good

>>9109558
>>9109570
>>9109584
and the one with monsters desu

Zen mind is not Zen mind. That is, if you are attached to Zen mind, then you have a problem, and your way is very narrow.

Throwing away Zen mind is correct Zen mind.

Only keep the question, "What is the best way of helping other people?"

>>9109585
tl;dr

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>>9109475

爱不是占有,是欣赏

>>9109673
pretty trite desu

>>9109657
pretty cool desu

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>>9109650

>>9109475
I unironically like this:

"It's better to speak the unswallowable and swallow the unspeakable than to be swallowed up by either" -The Last Voyage of Somebody the Sailor

>>9109691
like i give a shit
have a (You)

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>>9109703

We think we understand the rules when we become adults, but what we really experience is a narrowing of the imagination.

>>9109716
epic

I Just Like Showing Pretty Girls A Good Time Weather I'm Physically There Or Not Doesn't Matter.

>>9109558
>What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.
>mfw

There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER

>>9109735
>>9100000

>>9109747
They Will Not Divide Us.

>>9109475
The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one

God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.

The Moment That Truth Is Organized It Becomes A Lie.

>>9109714
>so i dont care he say im dumb

Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?

>>9109475
Like op, positive and happy, in name only. But I'm anonymous.

>>9109475
There arent any jobs left in America except for the good kind ... Blow Jobs.

>>9109588
How to kill a mockingbird, reference guide by Plato.

>>9109823
i know you a little, tho

I Should Just Stop Tweeting, The Human Consciousness Must Raise Before I Speak My Juvenile Philosophy.

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop dead frozen from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

>>9109475

Posted this in the critique thread but here's the finished version.

Humanity is born as women cry and pain in labour; while civilisation is destroyed with our own crys resonated by our own hubris and lust for vanity. You might say our ultimate vanity is our own ego. The vanity of causing pain. Pain is both the symptom and relief of mankind, we're a masochistic and fickle species.

I CRAVE APHORISMS LIKE >>9109541 CRAVES COCK

GIVE ME MOAR

>>9109927
>Humanity is born as women cry and pain in labour; while civilisation is destroyed with our own crys resonated by our own hubris and lust for vanity. You might say our ultimate vanity is our own ego. The vanity of causing pain. Pain is both the symptom and relief of mankind, we're a masochistic and fickle species.
gay and shit

>>9109927
you sound really pathetic, so if all else fails you could probably make it in porn as a twink.