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Would you kindly recommend me some shitposters of old times?

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Would you kindly recommend me some shitposters of old times? Any ancient or old authors who just shitposted and trolled their surroundings, the regime around them, the popular beliefs and ideas etc? I'm fairly certain some Greeks ofcourse fall under that category, but I need concrete works and names. Omar Khayyam also falls under this category, just to give you an idea of something I want.

I dont want it to be soo symbolic, like critique through the eyes of a character of some story, I want it to be as straightforward and mocking to the people as possible.

Thank you very much in advance.
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>>9109219
dyonises lol
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>>9109219
Here come dat Socrates lol
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>>9109222
yeah he was the one i immediately thought of, could you perhaps direct me to some particular works? I mean I will anyways look into him myself, but if you oculd direct me that would be nice
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>>9109219
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
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>>9109232
>VI.14.43 (atrium of a House of the Large Brothel); 1520: Blondie has taught me to hate dark-haired girls. I shall hat them, if I can, but I wouldn’t mind loving them. Pompeian Venus Fisica wrote this.
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>>9109229
The problem is that he didn't write lol

You could try Voltaire? Even Nietzsche?
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>>9109235

>VII.1.40 (House of Caesius Blandus; in the peristyle of the House of Mars and Venus on the Street of the Augustales); 1714: It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times

ancient autism!

>>9109240
> Voltaire
oh yeah, good one
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>>9109229
Also there was this Sumerian or something guy who trolled people into buying his goods and he had numerous complains in his building
Let me see if I can find him
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Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shallt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.
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