What are the best books on how to conker a woman?

>>9108839
Given your pic, I'd say

The seducer's Diary / Soren Kierkegaard

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>>9108839

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>>9108839
>conker

In Search of Lost Time.

The Stranger Beside Me

>>9108873
Ive actually read this book and I really enjoyed it.

>>9108839
Conker's bad fur day will show you the way.

Ovid has a hook up guide. I'd go with that

>>9108914
well played

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>>9108839
>conker

>>9108839
The Red and the Black

>>9108873
This is also true. Manson used to have a girl go up with Tex and blow him for 12 hours straight to break her.

>>9109011
saved

Romain de la rose by Guillaume de Lorris
Casanova's Memoirs
Maybe some Austen? I'm pretty sure the ladies dig the 'classy courting' routine rather than the usual pick up lines.

And definitely these two
>>9108851
>>9108991

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>>9108839
>conker
You mean conger?

http://www.redpillhandbook.com/

>>9109011
keked and checked

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My favourite game. I tried to emulate it, but shoting zombies was impossible on keyboard

>>9110576
It's a pretty shitty game after the first couple levels. The war section is insufferable, probably because they had to rush the fuck out of the game before the N64 became obsolete.

>>9110477
The true Redpill is minimizing abstractions, generalizations and oversimplifications, traveling as far as you can down the abstraction tree and acquire as much knowledge as you can.

Redpills/mgtows/ fly in the same direction as feminists, blm, flat earthers and normies.

Fallacious ideological movement that oversimplify and generalize, echo chamber of fools, when you see how complex the reality around us really is, matters such as that are just trivial.

Escape the bubble, learn math and philosophy, not that cathartic circle jerking kind of philosophy that's popular these days, but some real philosophy.

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>>9108839
>conker

>>9108875
kek

Just give er a smack when she don't do what u say

>>9108839
Conker's Bad Fur Day

The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists
Neil Strauss

>>9112158
>conquer
I tried to think as OP [s]so like a fucking fag[/s]

>>9109098
>Romain de la rose
I wonder if you know... women changed since 1300
Jean de Meung would be more actual I think