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hi guise i just wanted to tell u when yall arent fagging out over commies or dfw pinche dubliners of fyokkarmadoestynabokyzinskikov or trying to be super edgy u guise r pretty funny and cool also when i have the means to do so one of my dreams is to open a boutique publishing house and publish u fukken losers (only if i think yr funny and cool tho which many of you can be) bc i know those libtard white jkr rowling everything is illuminated fellators who still think salman rushdie is actually edgy instead of some pleb edgy faggot whose verses were fucking boring and gay not that satanic at all totally not worth the fatwa at all desu nyt bestshitter dumpy ya gatekeepers sure arent going to

but anyways my point is if i think youre funny--youre funny. keep shitposting on lit but imaybe take the time to write everyday for an hour or two; it doesnt have to be cohesive, linear, whatever as long as you are honest, do your best and dont put on airs or pretend to be something it isnt good writing will always be good writing just letting you know that there is a wider market for you guys and im gonna make it happen

think honestly write honestly work honestly and know that your shitposts are 24k nuggets that you can one day send to me and actually deserve to be published unlike most of these soylent cookiecutter faggotkike liberal pseuds who arent worth the half the paper their table of contents is printed on