ITT: write an aphorism

You can fool some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool all of the people some of the time.

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If you must you must, but if you mustn't you must.

Never put off until tomorrow that which you could be putting off right now.

Is this the vinceposting thread?

>>9103474
Perfect practice will make you perfect!

When there is a will there is a way!

Genetics don't matter sweetie, don't worry!

Only tie your shoes if you intend to go somewhere.

Never whistle while you're pissing.

>>9103479
and now you see the light
stand up for your rights

the universe is my will

Aphorisms are for losers

A man's treasure is another man's garbage.

>>9103736
It's one man's, not a man's.

Makes it seem like you're talking about a specific guy.

>>9103742
how can you know he doesn't?

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Come hell or high-water under the bridge in a hand basket a man will tire swimming against the grain tide all his life but he won't go hungry for a day taught how to fish and with all that grain.

>>9103746
I suppose he might have been telling about Greg. Greg fucking loves that other man's garbage. He would do anything to get his hands on it, he told me.

>>9103747
Got me through many dark nights of the soul, that one.

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>>9103747
What I wouldn't give to be a fly in the ointment on that wall.

>>9103545
favorite one

>>9103750

Everyone knows a Greg, who is a good guy.

>>9103906
I mean, who wouldn't like having less garbage?

Adolf Hitler.

>>9103474
Time waits for no one, except a gun.

>>9103474
on time is chance, two times is coincidence, three times is habit

Art, war, beauty. But I repeat myself.

I never define what I am, I only state what I am not

Is the aphorism the philosophical format of our generation (gen Y)?

to age means to die, thus refusing to grow old means to be immortal, even if just for a while

>>9104478
Ye
http://mundusmillennialis.com/

It's better to fall in love than a well.

When the going gets tough, go fuck yourself

>>9104511
*than [into] a well

;)

>>9103474

May your first day on 4chan be your last day on 4chan.

>>9103474

Fancy career titles on a woman are about as attractive as tits on a man.

Many a man has lost all his green chasing the pink, but no man has lost any pink while chasing the green.

>>9104473

I actually like that

>>9104513
The only decent one in this thread

Are you guys being serious? Your aphorisms have been so fucking stupid I have to believe it's satire