Writing Prompts & Inspiration Thread?

Why does this board continue to pop out such gay and useless threads? Literally how to throw your time in the toilet and flush it

>>9103114
Why do you stay here?

>>9103114
This was a very creative response to the prompt, Anon.

>>9103105
The Astronaut hears an alert from his personal communication device. At first he panics. "Dear God what as gone wrong and what are chances that I an insect looking unto the face of god can to anything to stop my destruction." He, filled with dread, looks down.
It was just his deviantart notifications. . . Someone commented on the Josef Pawlin x Adolf Kitler inflation ART he drew earlier that day. The comment reads "Want to RP?"

in that moment, the astronaut reaches into his asshole and pulls out the condom filled with top shelf columbian yayo he'd smuggled onto the shuttle. he tears it open and snuffs that sweet powdery nectar in absolute zero-g bliss, then he dies from oxygen deprivation.

thanks anon that was great

>>9103335
This just raises further questions.