Life is like starting to read a book but never finishing it.
>>9101086
Being a pseud is like being a pleb but without any chance of redemption.
>>9101086
Life is more like a book you suddenly stop reading
>>9101176
>"Now everybody-"
SERIOUSLY PYNCHON
>>9101086
Life is like a DFW book. It's all one infinite jest
Making simile about a generalized life is like shitting into a condom, freezing it, and then hiring a 300 lb, 6'3 Russian man with an auburn beard to beat you to death with it
>>9101086
damn, a real jolt to the synapses
>>9101086
Life is like a book by Stephen King. Overrated.
>>9101197
>Making simile about a generalized life is like a fun Saturday afternoon
What did he mean by this?
>>9101086
>tfw my life is a short story
I'd say life is more like a film, an art film to by precise, directed by god or whoever he might be, and you're just trying to get what's trying to say be this film
>>9101093
Holy shit, delete this /thread mods. OP got finished in the first post.