What do you guys do if you spot someone in real life reading

>>9098989
i dont talk to women

You mean a woman? Ask her out

>>9098995
>>9098997
t. lonely virgins

if anyone ever did this to me, I'd immediately ignore them.

Snatch the book out of their hands, rip it in half, and then spit in their disgusting plebe face.

>>9098989
scream up and down pointing and whooping while shouting FUCKING PLEB FUCKING PLEB

>>9099012
if anyone did what to you? asked you out?
given the OP, you've implied not only that you're a woman, but that you read shitty books

I procure a lump of steaming excrement from my trou and hurl at them whist harmonizing C notes to their unawareness.

>>9098989
I piss on their shoes.

>>9098995
>i dont talk to women
>>9099012
>if anyone ever did this to me, I'd immediately ignore them.
how do you ignore someone who isn't talking to you?

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I'd simply but two in their dome piece. nah I don't care.

Crash the bookstore with no survivors.

>>9099142
>That's a big book
>For you

I'd imagine what their head would look like on a pike.

Cringe internally. Remember person in question. If we're close (e.g., cousin, etc.), suggest something/one better. Otherwise, just glare at them and bask in the superiority.

>>9098989
how would they know an author is shitty if they never read em?

this thread is just pseud retardation, you all need to write down why you think ur so cool then take a look in the mirror afterward

>>9099314
Just like I know you've got some extra chromosomes without having to see the test results on your genome.

>>9099351
wow good one proving my point that you're just a pseud by ignoring the question

how do you know an author is shitty if you haven't read him/her? you don't, you just get all your retarded opinions from vapid discourse on the internet rather than actually doing any reading

so again, write down why u think ur so cool then take a look in the mirror afterward

>>9099059
>>9099073
>>9099142
>>9099176
All of the above.

>>9098989
>if I know them
groan good naturedly.
>if I don't know them
mind my own fuckin' business

>>9098989
remind myself that taste is subjective and i dont know anyones life better than they do

>see mom reading a James Patterson book
>I sigh heavily
>WHY DONT YOU READ REAL LITERATURE?
>LIKE ME!
>groan
>THIS BOOK IM READING WAS FROM RUSSIA
>THE LAST ONE WAS FROM GERMANY
>WHY ARENT YOU AS CULTURED AS ME MOM?!?!!?

>>9100790
>russia
Ilya Ehrenburg?

>Germany
Das Kapital?

You commie bastard