Name a better Doctor Seuss book.

>>9094239
You ever read "Theres a Penis in my Jeanus"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69_mWyat9tw

>>9094239
The Butter Battle Book!

Wocket is GOAT. Good taste, my dude.

There is a Dindu living near you.

>>9094393
>Paying to let your child read peacemongering propaganda
I guess it's okay if you're a hippy or a pinko.

>>9094239
The Lorax, objectively. I also appreciate the surrealism of One Fish Two Fish

>>9096961
The Lorax sacrifices some of Seuss's pure rhymes and nonsense (i.e. his strong suit) to force in a message. Even if you agree with it, it's harldy profound and gets in the way of what you normally want from a Seuss book. I'd be interested to see why you consider it the best.