Try coming up with a pun or joke about traffic cones.

Thanks to these I cone see where I'm supposed to go.

>>9087490
when there are no roadworks, i will put cones in the road. when there are roadworks, i will take the cones away.

that's the traffic koan

now ask me about the ice cream koan

What are jovial traffic cones made out of?

Silicone.

>>9087490
vlc

>using vlc

fucking pleb

I would but it'd be too coney

thomas pynecone

>>9087490
i'd rather about about george berry cones instead

>>9087508
About the ice cream koan?

>>9087520
kek

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>>9087508
>now ask me about the ice cream koan
W-what is the ice cream koan, senpai?

when I'm driving along and I see traffic cones, I know 'traffic owns' my ass for the next few hours

traffic cones are like Trump: white, orange, and warning that you're going in the wrong direction
*waits for SNL to call me and say I'm hired*

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>>9087520

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What's the deal with cones? If they're not holding ice cream they're holding up traffic. I mean c'mon!

>>9087490
What's the difference between a traffic cone and a black person?
I avoid traffic cones

>>9087868
My wife can't fit two traffic cones in her cunt.

>>9087873
sounds like you have a pleb wife

>>9087868
Your wife's son isn't a traffic cone

>>9087857
lmao

>>9088218
What did he mean by this?

>>9088249
Not much.

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>>9088249
It's an extremely elaborate traffic cone joke. Really clever, if you ask me.

>>9087490
I cone't.

>>9087490

OP's birthday hat

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Where do cones go to ride a rollercoaster?

Coney Island