Immanuel Kant? More like Immanuel CUNT!!!! HAHAHA

Why can't Kant count cunts?
Inb4 universal ethics > tribal ethics

I wanted to laugh but I just KANT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

I guess I KAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>9086362
What has been seen KANT be unseen xDDD

>>9086362
More like
ImmaFIRINGMYLAZORS, CUNT!! Lol

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>>9086362
Wtf did you just say about me you little bitch? I'll have you know that enlightenment is man's emergence from his self-imposed nonage. Nonage is the inability to use one's own understanding without another's guidance. This nonage is self-imposed if its cause lies not in lack of understanding but in indecision and lack of courage to use one's own mind without another's guidance.

>>9086362
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could drink you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was twice as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach yer 'bout the raising of the wrist,
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill,
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whisky every day,
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed -
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

What's the difference between Luther and Kant?
One is illuminist, the other protestant.

>>9086952
nice

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hehehehehehhehehe

ballsack

ehhehehehehehehehe

>>9088136
AH! A A A AH!

>>9086362
Immanuel Kant? More like Immanuel Cuck

>>9086362
Don't cut yourself on that Kant

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>muh transcendental maths

>>9088389

DÆJNISH?

>tfw not ignorant monolingual anglo scum
>tfw can't appreciate threads like these

>>9088476
*kant