>Chapters have titles

>>9074719
>chapters

>book has a title

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>paragraphs

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>>9074735
>sentences

>>9074739
>words
>letters
>thoughts


why even live

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>text gets interrupted by a song
>or a poem longer than one verse

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>Chapter 1
>Humble Beginnings

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>>9074801
>text is an uninterrupted series of one verse long poems

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>One volume:
>Book I
>Book II

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>book uses fictional languages with a glossary at the end

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>>9074838
>fantasy names with a pronunciation glossary at the beginning

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>"literary" "fiction"
>it's a romanticization of the author's life except everybody has a silly name

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>"elves", "dwarves", "orcs", "halflings"

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>>9074719

>>9074801

>composing a poem
>get a text

>>9074812
Kek

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>book title in body of the text

>>9075287
>And finally, I then knew we had been Treatise on Conic Sections the whole time
Really Apollonius?

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>The Adjective Noun

>>9074838
I loved this in Eragon when I was 12 but now I see it's just severely autistic

>>9074812
lol. Best comment in thread

>>9075310
kek

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> book

>>9075340
You lost

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>appears to be literary fiction
>actually genre fiction set on the present day

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>reading a short story
>its actually a novella

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>exclamation marks in a narration

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>chapters don't start with a brief description of what will happen

>>9075947
lost what?

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>this thread

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>male and female character end up being together in the end

alright

enough

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>>9074719
>adverbs used for dialogue tags

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>novel interpreted as a manifesto

>>9074729
>title isn't just a description of contents like "poems"

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>>9074801
>text abruptly stops to recount a 60 page anecdotal story only relevant to a minor character
>it does this twice

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>has hundreds of chapters
>chapters have no names

>book has a spine
>I dont

>>9076471
I laughed.

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>has quotation marks

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>>9074801
>author tries to turn an abstract sound into an onomatopoeia

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>>9074801
>text gets interrupted by a French poem with no context or translation

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>>9074719
>Titles have chapters

>>9076109
I loved that shit in Blood Meridian
>rides a horse
>merchant
>camps
>finds water
>abandoned town
>discussing geology
>toadvine kills a squirrel
>a lost knife
>sleepless night
>blistering heat
>ridden upon by Apache's
It's like, awwww shit boy, shit's about to go down.
Then by the time I get to the end I've already forgotten what's going to happen because of all the walking and shit that it's like, OH FUCK! I TOTALLY FORGOT BOUT THOSE INDIANS OH SHIT BOY

>>9076950
>needing french translation