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"I came!" screamed the sky.
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Ishmael called me.
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LOL, lita's pork loins are on fire.
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>>9064537
"My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here."
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>>9064554
I was called by Ishmael.
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"lol mama died today, or was it yesterday ? I don't care anyway fuck that shit"
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>>9064537

The night was moist.
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Crash! Mom got a Pancake Retriever.
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Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins
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Muchos años después, frente al pelotón de fusilamiento, el coronel Aureliano Buendía había de recordar aquella tarde remota en que su padre lo llevó a conocer el hielo
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>>9066288
wack
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>Surrounded by an office, heads and bodies seated in me
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>>9066183
Moshi moshi, Ismael desu!
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Book One
Definitions
1. A point is that which has no part

was it autism?
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"I am a big bug"
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>>9064537
Lol for a long night, I could, not sleep,
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Stately Buck fucked up the stairhead lathering a bear on which a plump mirror crosssssssssssssed razor
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