Which German philosopher is the best? http://www.strawpoll.me/12272878

STOINER STIRNER SOIRNRE SOTNER NSOETR SIRTNER STIRNR STRINERT STIREN TSRINE STRINE SIUTENR SIRYEN TSIRNET SIURNER

>>9062883
Hitler

Kaspar Hauser
/thread

>>9062883
voted for hegel because its the honest choice but

>>9062891
this desu

>>9062883
>Heidegger and Hegel in the lead
it's like this board is trying to parody itself

>>9062883
Who's the top left? Looks like Marx

Leibniz

The one with the biggest wig, obviously.

>>9062883
I voted Nietzsche

Anyone who votes for Marx doesnt know what they are talking about.

Obligatory Stirner.

IS THAT GUY ON THE BOTTOM LEFT EINSHTEIN

>>9062901
>Heidegger this low

Fucking plebs

why does Leibniz only have 3 votes?

dude is literally probably the smartest german in terms of well-roundedness

>>9062883
It's between Kant, Frege, and Heidegger.

>>9063007
Why is that?

Also fun fact, Kant never traveled more than 16 kilometers from konigsberg his whole life.

>>9063045
samefag here

reasons to vote for leibniz:
- pre-empted possible world semantics
- gave us the law of the identity of indiscernibles
- godtier rationalist taxonomy of knowledge
- fucking monads
- pre-empted relativity while everyone else was sucking newton's dick

>>9063059
>>9063045
btfo'd by voltaire :-)

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>>9062883
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12272878

no Kierk?

inb4 >german

the guy was ahead of its time and a memember of germanic masterrace

>Hegel that low
Plebs, the whole lot of you

>>9062883
>no hitler
>>9063715
>philosophical researcher
lol

>>9063659
but still
>german
he's danish , you fuck

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>>9062883
>tfw most influential philosopher's considered to be German are actually poles
Cunt, Nechee, and Stoner were born in Poland
> r y mad German boi??

>>9064033
>Königsberg, Röcken, Bayreuth
>Poland

>>9064033
this is true of Kant but not Stirner or Nietzsche. Am I missing something?

>>9064033
My toilet needs scrubbing, Stanislaus.

>Kant above Nietzsche
You are a disgrace.

Schopenhauer. Reading him just makes sense. That's all I can really say.

>>9063007
>Anyone who votes for Marx doesnt know what they are talking about.

debate me

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>>9064057
>>9064069
I had Schopenhauer on mind instead of Nietzsche

Schopenhauer
>Gdańsk

Stirner
>he practically grew up in Poland ; Chełm

Nietzsche
>Niecki to be precise
>" "I am proud of my Polish descent."
>"I thank Heaven, that in all of my instincts I am a Pole and nobody else".
>""I am enough Polish, to give away all the music of the world just in exchange for Chopin"

>>9064080

sup German pleb?

>>9064142
instead of Kant*

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>9064142
they all reflected in their works polish individualism spirit

>fuck off prussian authoritarian plebs

>>9062883
>No Whitehead
REEEEEE

>>9064163
Oh wait German philosophers.
He is still the best even though he was British.

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>>9062883
>germans

>only one vote for Fichte

That's how we know no one on this board actually reads philosophy

>>9064176
spierdalaj, zazdrosny prawdziwej kultury wieśniaku

>>9064142
>>Niecki to be precise
>>" "I am proud of my Polish descent."
>>"I thank Heaven, that in all of my instincts I am a Pole and nobody else".
>>""I am enough Polish, to give away all the music of the world just in exchange for Chopin"
literally everyone knows this was during nietzsche's insanity, you moron

>Stirner beat Heidegger, Leibnez, Hegel, and Frege
Kill everyone here

Kant, Leibniz, Vaihinger

>>9062883
Nietzsche, obviously. Though Kant gives him a run for his money.

>Leibniz
>7 votes
lmao he was a great mathematician but his philosophy is an uninspired hackjob

>>9066798
Well, by Nietzschean standards, it's fun, if not anything. Lib-shtz did invent calculus or whatever the meme is lol, so I can imagine STEMlords with this periphery knowledge (all 7 of them) rushed to the polls ready to be contrarians.

>>9062883
If "best" were a meaningful concept, I would say "Stirner."

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>>9066824
*tips fedora* you are truly "woke," my son.

>Nietzsche #1
Hahahah you illiterate underage faggots deliver again.

>>9066798
>you will never be BTFO ironically by Voltaire forever and forever

>no Wittgenstein

>>9067353
>Wittgenstein
>German
kek

>>9065130
Fichte is da bomb.
Remember that one book he wrote in German about philosophy or something?
Fichte is way better at books.

>>9066828
>le edge meme
Die

>Nietzsche
>Stirner

makes sense for /lit/ tbqh desu senpai

>>9067492
I voted for Stirner 7 times.

>>9064133
Why do you support Marxism, O useful idiot?

>>9066824
>Stirner
Babby-tier philosopher

>Stirner
>More votes than Hegel
This is unacceptable.

>>9064142
Nietzsche was a raging Poleaboo, in reality he was 500% German.

>>9067587
no u

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>>9066824
Stirnerfags are autists.

>>9067628
Are those pissbottles?

>>9063052
Not true. Once he traveled 20 kilometers and another time he traveled a whopping 145 kilometers. (To teach philosophy)

ALL PHILOSOPHY IS A MEME