>start reading >asleep in 10 minutes

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>go to sleep
>awake 10 minutes later with a book in hand

>>9062836
u have to masturbate, make some food, eat it while watching some netflix show, then pick up the book and chip away

>>9062836
Don't read in your bed. You have to find a spot that is comfortable, but not one which your body associates with sleep.

Find a good chair or couch.

three possible reasons
1. your posture is poor
2. your eyesite is poor
3. your attention span is ruined by the internet

for 1, stop slouching. maybe try proper full or even half lotus
for 2, get em checked loser
for 3, limit shitposting to one hour per day

>>9062865

>1. your posture is poor
Severe back injury from high school.
>2. your eyesite[sic] is poor
No health insurance.
>3. your attention span is ruined by the internet
Nah, I can think about literally nothing all day long.

>>9062878
dont ever respond to one of my posts again

>>9062878
>3. your attention span is ruined by the internet
>Nah, I can think about literally nothing all day long.

you dense fuck. that doesn't answer his question.

>>9062836
Start reading, 5 mins. In realizing I cant even read.
Got sis to post on an anonymous site

>>9062836
>get enough sleep
>read as a 'primary' activity, like, read during the day, not in bed, 15 minutes before sleeping
>read consistently, everyday, even if just 5 pages, then increase with time
>read something you WANT to read
>alternate between reading standing up and seated
>if start to get sleepy, jerk off, eat something, wash your face, stretch
>post high quality threads about the book to inspire you

>>9062850
I had a dream where I and a stranger owned the same book. As in, it was a single book in two places at once. My house and her house. So I'd slide notes inside, and she'd get to read them. It was pretty fucking sweet.

>>9062863
Not OP, but I'm narcoleptic, what should I do?

>>9064386
kys homie.


Or find some good audiobooks, at least.

>>9063774
Cool dream mate

How can you fall asleep during reading? It's not a passive activity. At some point you have to put the book away and lay down your head.

I suggest mindfulness meditation if you are not present enough in your own existence to the point that you involuntarily stop being awake.

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>>9063774
You dreamed you were reading the book S.

>>9062836
get more sleep
eat food
exercise
read more

>>9062863
bullpoop. i only read in bed and never fall asleep. just get up every 30 mins and walk up and down the nearest hallway.

>>9063767
This reminds me of a certain copypasta

See? It IS utilitarian!

>>9062911
This.

>>9065011
totally unintentional

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>>9063767
>post """high quality""" threads