become celibate

Иди нaхyй, дeд.

>>9059532
>become

>extincting yourself
Lmao, do people actually do this willingly?

>>9059532
way ahead of you, senpai.

>>9059532
There are actually people in the world who have the choice of whether or not to be celibate, and they're so common that there are actually people recommended celibacy as a voluntary action

I feel like the whole world is just too fucking basic, you know

Tolstoy was dumb and a narcissist.

How do I make Chad bullies understand that I'm not a virgin because I'm a loser but because I subscribe to Papa Tolstoi's ideas? I've tried handing out copies of The Kreutzer Sonata but they just threw them at me.

>>9059532
k

>>9059576
This is my problem too man

All my friends think I'm a closet gay but I just have a deep aesthetic fascination with celibacy

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>>9059532
Tolstoy had 14 kids

>>9059532
Done.
Now what?

>>9059898
Chemical castration

but I already lost my virginity anon

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>>9059576
>>9059677
>he needs people to validate his personal choices

>become
jokes on you i was already celibate

>>9059570
fuck you bud

>>9059916
dumb weeb

>>9059916
Yes, it's important that they understand the motivation behind our maintaining our virginal purity if they are ever to hope of joining our movement

If they think that we're just incel losers they'll never see the light and live correctly

>>9059532
Believe me, I've tried.

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roll for full celibacy

if dubs you can never have sex again

>be mid-20s kv
>just decide to take the dukkhapill and become an enlightened ascetic-monk

I'm way less stressed about this shit than I was two or three years ago.

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>>9059570
pretty much

rich dude with a guilt trip, always wished he could be poor and real like dostoevsky, so every now and then he'd cosplay as a peasant with the whole "how is it going, my fellow muzhiks?" and then go off on these rants about how he knows how to fix EVERYTHING

tolstoy was a great writer, but doestoevsky was the great thinker

>>9060009
roll

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>>9060009
>again

>>9060009

Don't do me dirty Tolstoy.

>>9060009
r o l l o

>>9060009
>implying I'm good for my word

>>9060009
Let it be so.

>>9060009
rolling

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>>9060083
>poor and real
>like dostoevsky

done.

>>9059532
Express ticket to r9k

>>9060009
who am I kidding, I already know what I'm going to get

>>9059541
Everyone single one of us has to breed rather than put time and effort into taking care of our species as a whole.

>>9059790
He had misgivings about how he lived, and at the end of his life he wrote about them.

>>9060009
Roll

>>9061482

>dick stops working due to advanced age
>at that exact moment, realize sex is degenerate and immoral

Bravo Tolstoy, bravo.

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>>9060009

>>9060009
Let's see

>>9060009
>Implying I've already had sex

>>9061494
I'd like to know more

>>9061570
He's most likely referencing Lacan's concept that there are no sexual relations.

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>>9060009
>Again

>>9059541
>bringing suffering into the world for no reason

Lmao, do people actually do this willingly?

>>9060009
if dubs I'll cancel my booty call, at least

>>9061622
Ahahahahahaha

Fucking do it anon. Dubs are sacred.

>>9060009
I never get dubs anyway

>>9060009
Roll

>>9059532
Who #volcel here

>>9061622
Fucking dicked on, son.

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>>9060009
Time to move to Mt. Athos

>>9061604
>He thinks suffering is bad
Lmao, why are you on lit when your IQ is obviously sub 80?

>>9060009
Yes justify my lifestyle