Douglas had to poop, his butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat. Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop". "Okay, Rebecca replied, "I like poop". Douglas squatted down over the fat sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a weiner.
...
"Why are we here?", Douglas cried as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
The peepee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs.
And so when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt.
And the poop and the pee lived happily ever after.
>>9055168
God will never forgive you for this.
>>9055168
Have you no shame?
>>9055168
Holy fuck OP what have you done
>>9055168
The Poop Who Took A Pee? Spiritual successor of Scrotie McBoogerballs? Truly a masterpiece that provides a commentary on the liberal stonework of higher education, and the underlying issues of reverse racism.
>>9055168
As Bret Easton Ellis succumbs to dementia...
>>9055168
Seriously though, I know i've heard this somewhere before.
I actually audibely laughed. Is there something wrong with me?
>>9056317
this is an 18+ board
>>9056338
Im 21.
>>9056340
sorry
so am I the next j rr Martin?
>>9055168
what kind of staff does that spider wizard have equipped.
>>9056288
http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/8070631-the-poop-that-took-a-pee