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What's the comfiest book of the Bible, /lit/?

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What's the comfiest book of the Bible, /lit/?
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Ecclesiastes.
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>>9038369
The Bible story about Joseph and the coat of many colors was comfy as fuck.
it actually reminded me of a sort of Don Quixote/The Idiot sort of feel. I definitely held back a tear when he finally tells his brothers it's him and he wants to see his father again
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>>9038369
John's Gospel.
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>>9038371
>mfw when my favorite Byrds song is suddenly right there verbatim
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For me it was Pslams and Proverbs I really liked the more poetic vibe of those two books and I think they stand out very well from the rest of the Bible.
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>>9038396
It's actually a Pete Seger song but w/e
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my favourite is the one in which O-dog's underlings get smashed on that good shit and get transformed into literal hogs so he's forced to roll up to the party after dropping some moly which protects from the mutative effects of the drank and then he lets his mates waddle back to the ships and then he proceeds to get smashed and fuck that nymph without a condom for a year straight. best book ever, if you ask me. really had me feeling the transformative powers of Christ and all that.
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>>9038369
Song of solomon and certain portions of psalms. Actually most of the wisdom books are comfy, but those two especially.
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The story about the priests who steal the offerings in the altar and how a king unmasks them with flour.
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revelations for me personally, thinkin bout them big dragon sneks spittin lava shit errwhere and satan down ere strokin his big goat cock gives me a chub
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>>9038554
excellent post.
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>>9038369
The Jonas Brothers
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