lads great news I'm going to jail. time to get some reading done.

alimony?

>>9037808
I visited Alcatraz a few years back and the tour guide said that prisoners would fight over the Neitzche books they were so popular

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why you are going to jail ?

should kept away from the lolicon

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You can thank me lat... never mind this ones on me ... but seriously

>>9037838
He insulted Emperor Trump

>>9037838
Selling cocain.

>>9037838
my business did some things it shouldn't have. didn't pay some of this. didn't record some of that yatta yatta. should be out in 2 or 3. apparently I can have a phone and Internet. lmao it's like being sent to your room..

>>9037989
This sounds comfy.

>>9037815
Naive people such as yourself always amuse me

Read The Count of Monte Cristo

Also stop being a dickhead

>>9037989
2 or 3 what?

>>9038048
days

>>9038049
kek

>>9038048
years you idiot.

>>9038048
Hours

>>9038048
Minutes

>>9038048
Seconds

>>9038048
sausages

>>9038048
sweet rickies

>>9037989
Honestly that sounds fine as long as the food doesn't suck (which it does)

Why don't neets just go to prison??

>>9038048

blowjobs

>>9038048

defcon levels

>>9038227
kek'd

>>9037851
Why do Americans always push this trash book? It's literally a manual for how to be a two-faced master of "networking" aka wringing people for all they're worth. It's disgusting, like that scene from Glengarry Glen Ross that you people worship for some fucking reason. What's wrong with love, seriously?

>>9038217
Because neets are weak betas who also happen to be racist. They won't have a fun time

>>9038277
That's how people work muhammad, life is not a Disney movie

>>9038288

>making this a race thing for no reason

i'm not even white but you are a fuckin loser bro

>>9038294
fuck off

>>9038317
Prisons tend to have a large amount of minorities though

>>9038333

that has nothing to do with you posting like a bitter sjw

you were posting from your fee fees just admit it

>>9037989
>2 or 3
>for a jew crime

that ain't fair

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>>9037808
Sorry to hear that bro. You'll very likely come out in the best physical condition of your life, after three squares a day and lifting weights. And like you said, you'll have plenty of time to read, write and think.

Research how to have new paperback books mailed to you, and then try to enlist the help of a friend or family member to keep you well supplied. Seriously, you'll come out stronger and wiser than you went in.

>>9037989
In case you dont have it,

libgen.io

>>9037989
pirate all your lit and see if you get in shit

>>9038048
decades

>>9038344
Wtf. The fact that a middly racist guy (like half of the neets, who have little experiencies and a more adhered moral code because of it) gets forced to interact with minorities has nothing to do with "fee fees". And even if it were, that doesn't make the point less relevant to the accurate answer the other anon did.
No one is judging neets or racists, don't get so triggered.

>>9038288
>white collar prison
>not filled with whites and jews and a few asians

>>9037989
>can have a phone and Internet

>do crime
>live for free with Internet and phone for 3 years
I thought Trump would stop stupid shit like this.

>>9038900
You would need to do the right kind of crime though and buy a solid lawyer or else they put you into crime prison with the ethnics instead of the Jew prison where you just sort of chill for some time

what country OP?

>>9038900
>People with money
>Facing consequences
Where do you think you are?

>>9037808
OP don't be a fucking idiot and learn the difference between jail and prison.

Jail: You get arrested, they put you in jail until your trial unless you post bail.

Prison: This is where you go after your trial as punishment for your crimes, no bail involved, you serve time.

>>9038918
Nobody likes a pedantic dickhead

>>9038918
>learn the difference between jail and prison

Take your own advice, friendo. County jail is not just for those who have yet to be sentenced. If you are sentenced to anything up to a year, you'll do the time in county.

>>9038928
OP specified he was doing 2 to 3 asshat, your baby crimes are not noteworthy

>>9037989
lol you retard you couldn't even control a business without resorting to stupid shit

Read Plato.

>>9038933
And your comment did not specifically refer to that comment about facing 2 to 3 but merely suggested that anyone who has been sentenced is sent to prison. Learn to say what you mean. Asshat.

Canada

>>9037808
>>9037989
lies

>>9039017
lol hey man even though I'm going to jail this was all worth it. Me, my lawyer, my girlfriend and my parents all agree that I'm coming out of this on top. I'm taking a year off to travel when I get out.

>>9039464
>my girlfriend
Not for long haha

>>9039473
If she's financially inclined she better not fuck around.

>>9039486
Nigga she is gonna cheat on you the week after you go in. It does not she does not care about you, she is just going to do it.

>>9039502
women am I rite? that's what I figure. but what can you do.

>>9038048
Milliseconds

>>9038019
Hey, getting shivved with a fire-hardened toothbrush over a copy of Also Sprach Zarathustra sounds a pretty /lit/ way to die.

>>9038277
>love

Spook.

>>9038900
Once he's closed the borders and sealed the holes with duct tape he'll get right on with taking OP's internets away. Don't worry.

>>9038048
planck times

>>9038277
Don't speak ill of Glengarry Glen Ross. Go lick a dog's ass til it bleeds.

>>9038048
infinite jest re-reads

>>9038048
extra inches in his anus

>>9038879
shut up. not all 4channers are neets, not all neets are on /pol/ / 4chan, not alle neets are racist and not all racists are neets ( that's fucking obviuos, at least where i come from)

>>9038048
quarks

>>9039639
Not quite the same, but . . .

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russian-teacher-kills-friend-in-heated-poetry-versus-prose-argument-9095784.html

>>9040395
underrated

>>9038048
I'm hiding this comment

>>9037808
better load up on your seneca, epictetus, and marcus aurelias...good luck

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>>9037989

>lmao it's like being sent to your room..

>>9038048

cuck