How many maidens have you rescued so far /lit/?

>>9035444

I became the maiden. I married the maiden to the dragon. The dragon ate the maiden. The maiden died. The dragon became the maiden.

>>9035475
>I became the maiden
post feminine maiden benis

>>9035509
>not dragon benis
what kind of freak are you?

>>9035444
One. And I'm not even kidding.

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>>9035596
And i guess you respected her as chivalry demands, right?

Currently rescuing Rupi Kaur from an onslaught of cruelty and meanness in /lit/

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>>9035444
I don't know about 'rescue' I mean, I've never actually saved someone from like a burning building or whatever. But I've helped a couple of friends with depression and suicidal thoughts and stuff like that, I mean the least I could ever do for them is to just be there for them. I don't know if it's ever worked or if they were just pretending they were happier for my own sake. But I keep on trying, regardless. I'm probably more annoying than helpful, truthfully.

>>9035444
Just one-- your mom.

I rescued a few from their unsatisfying relationships with my lance desu

>>9035938
I did, actually.

It was her who begged me to tie her up, gag her and strike her with a belt before fucking her and cumming down her throat. It would've been ungentlemanly not to oblige.

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>>9036202
Then you did it because of some expectation of sex from the beggining rather than by virtue anon.

A couple I believe. But that was ages ago. Now I am become the dragon whom everybodys thirst of glory throws them right into my fiery fauces just to be inadvertidly swallowed by me in a tiresome sigh conforming my neverending moral/intellectual ennui.

ALACK!

>>9036217
What kind of horrible alien language is this

>>9036214
Expectation of sex is not virtuous? This is the only real virtue, Anon, that's how babby is formed.

Aint no maidens out here in these streets faggot.

I culd get a hoe to suck my dick for some BurgerKing nigga

Lol the fuck you even on about maidens?

>>9035444
2

>>9036214
I did not. I could've had sex with many other women without doing all I've done for her. What we have is nothing but love.

>>9036214
Is Sir Gawain /our guy/?