BUY MY BOOK

Why does she look so degenerate

>>9024551
sexual frustration for you

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>>9024537

>>9024537
>no capital letters

can you be more pretentious?

>>9024650
HYPOCRITE

>>9024537
why does she have a moustache

>>9024657
poo in loo

>>9024537
I already bought toilet paper.

>>9024537
This is way too high resolution

>>9024537

poo and
curry

>>9024650
I like it, its lowkey

>>9024537
How does misogyny taste?
it must burn with bitterness
which is only cured
by buying my book
please
end hatred

White People Do Something Part Deux - Rupi Kaur

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>>9024537
I've always had a shameful crush on these new feminist writers. I know they abhor me and disagree with me on basically every topic, but they also seem like the only group of women that actually shares my interests and could hold an engaging conversation before having passionate hate sex. Do any of you know this feel? Don't you just want to make little caramel colored babies with her?

>>9024758
>Don't you just want to make little caramel colored babies with her?
W-Why am I getting turned on?

>>9024537
that book looks hugh mungus

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Anyone else turned on by her slightly open mouth?

>>9024758
this

POO

>>9024727
Trying hard to be low key isn't low key

>>9024758
>I know they abhor me and disagree with me on basically every topic
You say that, but every one of these feminists has some white Chad boyfriend

>>9024791
but im black anon

>>9024758
>>9024780
I am as well. I want her to mock my viewpoints as problematic in a steamy debate at dinner that draws the attention of the rest of the restaurant. I want to drive home with her without making eye contact while we silently brew in our own irritation. Then I want her to strip me down, step on my dick with her bare soles, and make me lick her hairy feminist armpits until I cum. Then I want her to make me lick my own seed off of her soles while she writes shitty lowercase poetry about my shame.

>>9024792
Reeeeee no I'm not stop hijacking my fetish you fucking pseud reeeeeee

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>>9024796

>>9024796
What's her reason for being with you in the first place in this fantasy?

>>9024813
She read my comments criticizing her work on social media and organized a meetup to take me down in person in a public space. Her interest was piqued by my frustration and apparent awkwardness once I started losing the debate, and after sexually dominating me she decides to keep me around as a pet. Its flawless.

LOO

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>>9024826
thats the plan. imma start getting into fights with feminist and hope this happens

Is there anything worse than an uppity SJW poo-in-loo living in the United States?

I could understand her acting like a bitter cunt if she was living in Britain, but America?

>mfw I realize she's brilliantly capitalizing on the retarded leftists and feminists with her terrible poetry she probably has a bot produce and is making fucking bank
Truly one of the few smart women out there. I'd fuck her if she wasn't so ugly.

>>9024758
Know that feel bro. Tried getting with an sjw Indian qt but she wasn't interested.

>>9024813
He's probably a writer as well, and had made previous reservations for a "date" to discuss writing from a "man's view-point while the avoiding the objection of women in poetry"; little did she know that this was all a clever guise to invoke her hateful love.

>>9024837
>>9024826
in reality all that would happen is she would pull out her phone and record it or have one of her cronies do it, post it on social media and gain even more followers. Congrats, you played yourself.

>>9024840
she's from Canada you idiot. Bramaladesh to be exact.

>>9024905
doesn't matter some girl will feel bad for me and fuck me anyway :)

>>9024537
she's too honest, I like a good liar for a poet, like Heidegger for instance or Freud

>>9024551
>>9024558
This book is a red flag for girls. Avoid them

>>9024537
She looks hot, more of her? who is she?

I only like her for her physical appearence though.

>>9024650
you know...
>tumblr

you can only
taste my honey
by sticking your hand
in the bee's nest

(illustration of a swarming bee's nest shaped like a heart)

>>9024653
underrated post.

>>9024947

Freud hated poetry though

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>>9025204
OMFG!!

All this time I had pic related on my pc for like a year. Occasionally masturbating to it, cause her body is so amazing.

Now I finally know who she is. Her face is amazing too!

...It's just so sad her brain is a big mess.

Anyone have more of her?

>>9024727
bottomlel

>>9024813
Haven't yet like read Confederacy of Dunces? /lit/fags (embodied by Ignatius) are meant for SJWs (embodied by Myrna)

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>>9024947
I don't think she's honest at all. Her poetry may be laughably maudlin, but that's solely to service the pretense of honesty. It's why her metaphors and aphorisms are so fucking embarrassingly contrived, because they are painstakingly constructed to be just mawkish enough to bolster the illusion of a mortifying sincerity. I think the back of her book is a very on-the-nose illustration of this. You might call her a great satirist, but the end isn't to remain detached and poke fun at the lame sentimentality of a shitty poet but to consciously inhabit it in its entirety.

If you could imagine someone reading that David Foster Wallace quote about how being "naive and gooey and pathetic" is what it is to be actually human, and that person making the voluntary artistic choice to uphold the image that notion entails, you'd probably have Rupi Kaur. I am 99% convinced that she is attempting candidness in a way that is unintentionally ironic.

>>9025341
>she is attempting candidness in a way that is unintentionally ironic.
and in that she is honest. she just don´t have talent to make it better.

>>9025341
so she's kinda like those people who joke and make fun of people all the time just to hide the void that is them as a person ?

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>You will never be an ethnic minority woman writing absolute trash and have it lapped up by cosmopolitan cultural philistines throwing money at you

>>9025411
She's more like a person that posts Instagram photos of themselves looking sad in bed. She's an actor performing emotional sincerity. It's complete melodrama.

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>>9025341

>the blood sweat and tears
>of twenty one years

Wow, it's fucking nothing.

>>9024716
Kek

>>9025445
>poetry about your boring life that was 85.7% spent in high school

>>9024789
Mr. and Mrs. Low-Key

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>>9025413
that hurts.

but to be honest would rather choose having talent and being poor over not having talent and being rich/famous.

Altough I dont have talent and am still poor...
Fuck... well I guess it doesnt matter in the end.

She still hot tough. She should consider a career in porn and drop the retarded poetry. All I want to see is her pussy get mangled by the legend Toni Ribas the big dicked beast.

>>9024537

Thanks!

https://www.amazon.com/Milk-Honey-Rupi-Kaur/dp/144947425X/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=

>>9024537
She one ugly dottheadlookin mothafucka

>>9024758
I can't even be ironic on this one. You are a huge faggot, sorry. I mean, you're probably a nice guy and everything, but still kind of a fag. Good luck with your life and all, bro.

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>>9026247
>I bought this book because I love to hear the stories of others. The problem with this book was that it had no stories, Rupi encapsulates you in an experience. I bought this to read to my significant other, I thought it may be just another pleasantry to share, but as I read it to her, I got so lost in the experience that I forgot that there was a person next to me. Feeling like it was an out-of-body type experience, I learned, and at the end of the day, I'll be a better father, son, brother, and lover because of it. So I thank the artist. Truly a pleasure.

>>9024791
Speaking of this

>full on Marxist feminist poli sci major thats been in a couple of my classes
>starts dating full on alt right trump supporter

She's a daddy fetish degenerate too.

>>9026625
see
>>9025272

We were made for SJW puss, lads

>>9024653
lel

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>>9026260
Dont insult my waifu. She has golden skin.
>>9024758
Or caramel as this anon said. Yummy!

>>9024716
ayy

>>9024537
ehhh? if that poem on the back cover is any kind of indication of the content of the book then no thanks

>>9024650
I rarely use capitals myself, never seen the appeal.

>>9024537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>9024537
She looks like someone took a sheet of sandpaper to her face. Rat-like too.

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>>9027326
>tfw my dicks only gets hard for Indian women
>tfw her face does actually look like a rat
>tfw I want to smooch that cute rat face with every fiber of my body
>tfw I know I never will even meet her in real life
>tfw life sucks this much.

>>9026634
>>9025272
Why is that?

>>9024758
>her

anon...

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>>9026984
no a lot of it is much more profound

>>9027564
>floating book

Spooky.

>>9027601
good post

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What is this book/lady and why is it a meme?

i give you my rarest pepe for explaination

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>>9028149
shes the unironic so sad today. I don't dislike her but her writing is perfect meme material

>>9028155
so it is a book of shit poetry or what?

>>9028157
i don't think its shit. but yes basically

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>>9024758
You're just very poorly socially adjusted.

In reality it's the opposite. Conservative girls are the ones with genuine interest in this. They just don't shove it in everyone's face or make it a part of their image, making it more sincere. Most of my past conservative girlfriends as well as my two sisters all read good shit, just didn't really "let you know" like Talentless tumblr whores do.

>>9028164
why is it a huge meme if its good?

>>9028157
>>9028180

its shit

>>9028155
Whenever these pictures are posted i cant tell if theyre her real poems or the fake ones that were being made on here a few weeks ago.

>>9028180
never said it was "good" just not shit. and the way she writes is easy to exploit for a meme

>>9024537
itni kaminipanti kyun kar rahi hai tu Rupi? Tu garub bhi nahi hai.

t.RealPooinLoo

>>9028224
This is a real one.
I know because I've read the book.

>>9028157
It's a book of shit some have described as poetry.

>>9024537
for real, if you really are Rupi Kaur, I want you to know that you are an absolute travesty to literature and the social conscious. You take extremely rich and complicated topics (Gender and gender relations, sex, depression, identity) and boil those topics down into twitter poetry. It is absolutely disgusting. My problems with you are more than aesthetic; they are moral. You are dumbing down the state of literature. You are making young poets look stupid and simple. You are ultimately ruining the lives of millions of people around the world who read your stupid, simplified, stubborn poems and think that you are somehow speaking a truth. You are not. You bleed ideology and self-aggrandizement. You claim that you are a writer for women and women's rights; however, you do nothing but victimize your crowd and simplify the pains they truly feel into a five line "poem" linking their psychological pain onto the fake liberal movements of the day, all the more grouping them and disheartening them more. And, most disgustingly of all, you do it all while propping up your own self-worth. You are a horrible poet. A narcissistic poet. Worst of all, you are ruining 21st century poetry. Enjoy your million dollar checks, Satan.

>>9028406
kek

>>9024650
are you saying she doesn't deserve to be in the ranks of bell hooks and vitaminwater?

90% of her readers are indian women.

they're buying it because she's an indian woman.

harold bloom has written extensively about how retarded the idea of buying a book because the author is of a minority, simply so that minority gets represented

I hope she writes a poem about this thread. Some grade-A material right here

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>not having books on your shelf with which you wholeheartedly disagree with

You're all posers. You're not patrician. All you care about is breezing through philosophy books that you don't even understand just so you can say you read them. You're all Brian from Family Guy. Faggots.

>>9028615
>IMG_3162.jpg
never gonna make it.

>>9027482
Opposites attract, I guess. It's like George and Martha in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.

>>9028615

>not having literal rotting shit on your shelf

You're the poser. How can you ever hope to understand and appreciate aesthetics if you can't understand and appreciate anti-aesthetics?

>implying you can "disagree" with shitty poetry

Gr8 b8 m8, got me.

>>9028557
Underrated post

>>9028661
Great fallacy. More evidence you're all pseudo-intellectuals.

bumperino. Time to get this cutie back to the top.

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>>9029170
>Great fallacy

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>>9025218

Real?

>>9028155
that woman has fungus growing on her
that can't be hygienic

>>9024727
jesus christ

>>9031286
>not extending your unconditional love for a woman with fungi and maggots.
>not naming them instead of giving them numbers

What manner of virgin are you?

>>9031057
No, I made it up

>>9025341
Leave my boy David out of this

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>>9024537

Tits or GTFO basic bitch

>>9032384
No fault to DFW, but I can almost guarantee she's a fan.

>>9028155

how the fuck do you read a poem like that? why not just write it as a fucking sentence.

>>9028155
>>9032590

how the fuck do
you read a poem
like that?
why not
just write it as
a
fucking
sentence

>>9032593
I think the enjambment would look more like this:

how the fuck do
you read a poem
like that?
why not just
write it as
a fucking
sentence.

There's a science to parodying a Rupi Kaur poem. I'd give her credit for at least developing a distinctive style, but unfortunately it fucking sucks.

>>9024791
Lol this is truth.

>>9032607
>a distinctive style

I don't know much about poetry, I find it hard to discern any style. Halp?

>>9032656
It's not very sophisticated, but as far as the formal structure of her poems are concerned, she tends to line break at about three or four metrical feet and progressively reduces the number of feet in each line as the poem reaches its conclusion to the point where the final line often consists of a single foot, typically one word that evokes some kind of stark finality by virtue of being the only line that isn't enjambed.

>>9027601
underated

>>9024537
>This is the journey of surviving... twenty-one years

No thanks. There is very, very little that a twenty-one year old has to teach me. Self-satisfied millennials make trash-tier writers

>>9024653
top kek

>>9024657
She actually wrote poems about her hairy moustache/ legs and muff.