About a little mole that got shit on his head

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>>9023932
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When the little mole one day put his head above the earth to see if the sun was up it happened:
(It was round and brown and looked like a lil bit like sausage -and what waa worse: it landed exactly on his head)

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>>9023935
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"Well here and gunter! (Fuck!)" shouted the little mole. "Who shat on my head?"
(but because he had bad eyesight he could not see anyone)

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>>9023942
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Did you shit on my head? Asked the little mole to the dove who was just flying by.

>>9023944
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"Me? No, why? I do it like so" Said the dove.
(And FLUTSH, there a white, wet puddle landed near the side of the little mole. His right paw was full of white drops)

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>>9023946
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"Did you shit on my head?" Asked the little mole to the horse who was grazing.

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>>9023951
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"Me? No, why? I do it like so" Said the horse.
(And PLUPPLUPPLUP, there fell five horse turds on the ground. Nearly hitting the little mole. The mole was deeply impressed)

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>>9023957

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"Did you shit on my head" asked the little mole to the hare.

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>>9023960
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"Me? No, why? I do it like so" Answered the hare.
(And RUTRUTRUT, There flew fifteen little marbles of hare shit around the (ears of the) little mole. He could jump aside just in time)

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>>9024041
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"Did you you shit on my head?" Asked the little mole to the goat who was daydreaming.

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>>9024046
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"Me? No, why? I do it like so" Answered the goat.
(And PLOOKPLOOKPLOOK there bounced a lot of cinnamon colored lumps in the grass. The little mole actually thought they looked kind a tasty)

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>>9024060

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"Did you shit on my head?" Asked the little mole to the cow who was chewing.

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>>9024088
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"Me? No, why? I do it like so" Said the cow.
(And FFFLUTSSSH, there fell a big, brown colored cow dung besides the little mole in the grass. The mole was happy, that he did not get that on his head.)

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>>9024092

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"Did you shit on my head?" Asked the little mole to the fat pig.

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>>9024104

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"Me? No, why? I do it like so" Said the pig.
(And FLOOP, there flooped a soft brown little heap on the ground. The little mole had to clamp his nose tightly)

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>>9024106
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"Have/Did you shit on my..." He just wanted to ask again, but when he came a bit closer he only saw two fat black flies. They where eating.
Finally somebody that can help me thought the mole. "Who has shit on my head?" He quickly asked.

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>>9024109
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"Sit still then" buzzed the flies.
And a little later: "No doubt about - It was a DOG"

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>>9024120
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Finally the little mole knew who had pooped on his head.

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>>9024124
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Lightning fast the little mole climbed on the dogs house...
(And, pling, there a landed a tiny black sausage upon the head of the dog)

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>>9024126
Page20 (final page)
Completely satisfied the mole dissapeared into the earth.
END

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Little_Mole_Who_Knew_It_Was_None_of_His_Business

I hope you all enjoyed this shitty kid's story

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>>9024146
>The book established the reputation of Erlbruch as an illustrator in the Netherlands,[1] where it was deemed a "classic" in 2012 (and adapted for the stage).[2]
>(and adapted for the stage)

The literary equivalent of brap-posting

I'm dutch and can confirm this is a classic, got it laying around somewhere

>>9023932
This book exists in English, we have it at home.

>>9024220
Why? Why is it a classic?

>>9024224
because its about poop and children like silly stories about poop.

(Also it teaches about different animals and how they poop and what sound it makes...very educational)

>>9024233
exactly. i've worked with loads of kids aged 2-4 and if they were free to choose a book for storytime it was always this one because lel poop

>>9024041
lmao. where can I buy a copy of this book?

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>>9024233
and it also teaches that if somebody shits on you, you need to investigate and shit back.

Its how politics works. Actually this is a perfect manual for politicians.

>>9024242
https://www.amazon.com/Story-Little-Mole-Knew-Business/dp/B00DJZRJMA

>>9024256
plus it teaches that you shouldn't be initmidated even if the one that shat on you was a scary huge dog. always stand up for yourself

I read this book when I was a kid. As a matter of fact it was fairly well known in my school.

>>9024256
the book has sound? did I read that correctly. holy fuck I'm ordering 3 as we speak. my dad is gonna be so mad when I give this to my little brothers kek.

Does this count to my yearly read count?

>>9024282
obviously

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>>9024273
it was way ahead of its time, but seriously I was reffering to onomatopoeia.

http://www.writtensound.com/index.php

>>9024319

Genuinely blows my mind the way Koreans pronounce animal noises.

Also pronounce Zombie as Chombie.

what about page 18 u piece of shit

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>>9024474
ops made a mistake.

>>9024126
This is picture of page 18 and translation of page 19.

Here is picture of page 19 and translation of pa
Page18
Bullebak(Nickname for annoying dogs that bully), the dog of the butcher!

>>9024522
thanks hun

ik heb hem volgens mij nog ergens liggen, echt geweldig boek