are you a natural storyteller?

>>9019226
apparently all I do is tell stories and a lot of the same ones come up. which is weird because my dad does that and it pisses me off. fuck.

>>9019226
No

>>9019226
It seems like every time I tell someone a story, they look disappointed by the end of it, so no. Good thing I gave up on ever writing passable fiction a long time ago.

Writing for plot, like reading for plot is pleb. Good writing is about mundane, inward looking stuff.

I'm a naturalized storyteller.

>>9019226
I want an Asuka cosplay girlfriend

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>>9019273
sorry, they're all taken by me.

>>9019226
No. I remember when little we would tell horror stories and we'd invent as we go and I had no idea what I was doing, my stories had no point, I'd just say the first thing that came to my mind without any motivation. It was never scary, hell it was even funny, I couldn't keep a straight face because I knew that I had no idea where I was going with the story. Only years later I realized that the others didn't invent their stories, they heard them prior. But then again, they could tell them well, and I could never do that, even with a story I new, like a fairy tale. Which kinda sucks.

yes, I am a natural storyteller. (read: compulsive liar)

Yes,ive always hated writing (in fuckass school) but my mother told me im great and encoraged me to write more and now i can tell a story with great entusiasim and somewhat write but my handwhriting is shit

>>9019226
>Teachers praised my storytelling
>Tfw I write like shit

>>9019316
it means they think you're a loser that needs to feel like you're good at something

I'm a natural daydreamer.

>>9019927
>daydream all the time
>it's all the crappiest possible wish fulfillment
>my inner self is just as boring as my outer self
>I deserve my lot in life

>>9019226
What is an unnatural storyteller?

>>9019233
I met him on a message board one day. An occurrence I had read so many times in the past that I was certain of it now- my double had reared his head. A perverse desire crept up my back, and my intent was sure from that point onward.

"Hey, you wanna go for a drink sometime?"

I would fuck myself. I swore to it.

>>9020622
Everyone who has make it, brah. Writing how you become passionate about a 12yo girl is very creepy, as well as doing every imaginable drug while trying to cover a motorcycle race. The natural stories are fucking Stacy in the back-seat of your car, having dozens of matches on Tinder or such.

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>>9019957
>Daydream all the time
>It's weird shit about the people I see in daily life
>End up smiling at inappropriate occasions

>>9019226
I would hope so, but I don't think I'm any good at it really.

I once asked out a girl at the coffee shop. So nervous. She was really shy and quiet. Two minutes into our first date she told me she was a virgin and a Jehova's Witness. One thing we have in common. Hehe. Dies inside. I finger banged her a week later. Still got some of the literature.

>>9019226
I wasn't until I accumulated cool stories to tell. Then I just copied the formula

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>>9019226
No, I barely speak 10 sentences in a week. Maybe I would be better at it if I had a social life.

Though I'm quiet, I'm told that I beat around the bush a lot. Must be the attention span of the average man/woman. I've always been fond of telling story in their entirety so they get the full picture, or not at all.

>>9019226
generally yeah, or i'm at least better at telling stories than other people in my group who are noticeably bad at it, i have two or three classic "drunk night out" stories that i've pretty much perfected since they're always fairly entertaining to tell to new people