/lit/ humor thread

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I'm looking for this 4-panel comic of a stick figure deciding to read 'homage to catalonia' and in the last panel he's marching towards la rambla with a rifle in his hands

anyone got it?

Has anyone got the

Expectation vs realitt of the republic one?

>>9016950
This picture is a classic.

>>9018482

and so pornsophiphy was bornt

>>9016950
The existence of this picture, which took creativity, talent and humor to create, refutes its own point
>warm lit feels

>>9016950
>I'M HERE FROM /POL/
>TELL ME ABOUT JULIUS EVOLA

kek, always gets me.

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OC

>>9019373
it's not as though he didn't exactly see it coming

>>9019526
But she's right. There is a huge difference.

ASoIaF is a decent stepping-stone between utter shit and literature desu. It worked for me, and I started with Potter.

>>9019537
>tfw he complains in literally every post-Zarathustra book about people not understanding his philosophy
>tfw he felt that only 2 people in the whole world actually understood what he was trying to say

What a life.

>>9016951
well?

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golden meme

>>9018492
It's funny cause the Autist is right. But he is very autistic

>>9020322
I actually think this is a thing. Ideological agnosticism.

Test

>>9020864
What's going on here?

>>9021126
i dont get it. I thought that was cute

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>>9018543
*pornosophy

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This is my favorite

>>9022302
holy f

>>9020322
read Floating Opera/The End of the Road by Barth

>>9022302
great thread
>tfw you sit next to /lit/'s king IRON MIKE TYSON on the subway

>>9019560
Iktf, but only because I suck at communicating my thoughts, not because they're complex or anything.
;_;

SOCRATIC DIALOG #2
Socrates: I have let my dog lick my pussy many times, and everytime, his BIG penis comes out. How would it feel if I put his penis inside me?

Plato: I have already had my pussy licked by my G/Fs dogs a couple of times, and it was wonderful. A while ago, I was out in the barn, watching our stallion mount 1 of the mares, and for some reason, it got me excited. I sat down on a bale of hay, pulled my panties off, and was feeling, and then fingering myself, when our St. Bernard came into the barn, I guess he had smelled me, as I was getting pretty wet. He came over to me, and started sniffing, and I spread my legs, (I had taken my panties off by then) the next thing I knew, that long, rough textured tongue, was inside me.

Socrates: But girl, did you get off?

Plato: OMG I went off like a rocket, he kept licking, and I kept cumming, and after a few times, I got down on all fours (I couldn’t seem to help myself), and he mounted me. He was already clear out of his sheath, and fully swollen, and about 7 or 8” long. When he went into me, he went all the way in, it was magnificent. If you’ve ever seen a dog humping, they go much faster, and much harder than a man, until they knot, and when that knot swelled inside me, (and it does swell, OMG it fills you up completely, and their right, you can’t get off of them) it was instantly, pressing against my G Spot, The sensation was endless, and out of this world. He just stood there while he was cumming inside me, it felt so fantastic, and so damn hot, squirting against my cervex, and with that fantastic pressure on my G Spot, and I started to cum, and I must have cum 4 or 5 times while he had me knotted, and when he finished, and pulled it out of me, his cum just gushed out of me. OMG they cum 4 times as much as a man, and it felt a lot hotter inside me.

>>9022589

SOCRATIC DIALOG #3
SOCRATES: around my town is usually nothing but bunk pills and they are very expensive. So i call up my cousin from out of town to ask if he can get any good pills and how cheap. Turns out he has good pills and very cheap. Awesome! So me and my girlfriend decide we will take $200 with us and pick up 20 pills. Well my cousin has a very nice house, very nice deck with a very nice hot tub on it, and it just so happens his parents are out of town. So i ask my cousin if he wants to roll with us and i offer him some of my pills. And so we decide to all 3 roll that night at his house.

PLATO: natch.

SOCRATES: Around 10pm we start drinking a little, drinking gets a little boring especially when you have bomb X waiting to be popped 11pm rolls around and we all pop one, change into our swimming suits and get in the hot tub. Things weren’t too lively as i don’t see or talk to my cousin very often so there is not much to talk about and it it pretty boring although relaxing in the hot tub outside listening to music. So we are all just sitting around in the hot tub waiting for the pills to kick in.

PLATO: you gotta be all waiting, this kid was all waiting lol.

SOCRATES: As time goes on we all begin talking more and more about more and more personal things, like how my cousin is a virgin and how he can’t talk to girls very well and how hot he thinks my gf is, things of that sort. About and hour and a half after popping, My gf and cousin are already rolling amazingly as they are pretty new to E so they are talking away. I don’t feel much so i pop another and they also decide to take another. We all start rolling pretty good and talking about things and giving my gf massages and she giving us massages, when we decide to go get our sex dice out of the car. Sounds like fun right? I mean sure im open for anything when im on E and what can i say my gf is a very attractive girl, long blond hair, nice full breasts, the perfect tan skin, flat stomach, super soft perfect legs and a hell of an ass. As my gf returns with the dice we start rolling them and pop all pop another pill. Me and my cousin suggest that my gf take off her top and of course, no objections from anybody due to the ecstasy, the music and just the general perfect atmosphere. So my cousin and I untie her top and suggest that she take off her panties too. LOL =D but she declines. I catch my cousin eyeing my girls breasts and hey i could care less im rolling right.

Continued from >>9022591

PLATO: ye

SOCRATES: My gf hands me the dice i roll a "Lick" and a "Inner thighs". So we proceed and my gf hands the dice to my cousin. "Massage" and "inner thighs" Whatever that’s cool, they both look at me like "i hope he doesnt get pissed". K, my turn, "Suck" and "Nipples" ok so i do it. My cousins turn, "Suck" and "Face", my gf goes "Im just gonna assume that means make out" and turns to start making out with him. He put his hands on her breasts when they were kissing and when they finished she said " I thought it only said Suck Face" lol.. No jealousy on my part, prob due most in part from the pretty pure ecstasy, i actually find it kind of hot that my cousin is so into my gf. As we continue to play on, i notice us all rolling super hard and getting pretty horny as my girlfriends bottoms are off, me and my cousin have already made out with her, sucked on her breasts, licked her down from head to toe lol and not to mention eating her out right in front of him. She let him suck on her nipples while i was down under the belt doing my thing. I look up and see my gf's eyes rolled in the back of her head as she is in pure bliss. My cousin mentions how he really wants to loose his virginity and asks if i would be angry if anything were to happen. Me angry on E? Doesn’t happen so, i approve as she is already sitting on his lap and his arms are around her squezing her breasts and things like that. My girlfirend takes a deep breath in, opens her mouth and lets out a moan and an "o wow" I cant tell whats going on under the water cuz all the jets are on so i move to start fingering my gf cuz hey we are all rolling ballz and horny as hell. As i reach to insert my fingers i find out that my cousin already has his junk half way in her so i say whatever and start making out with her and let him do his thing. After a few minutes of letting my cousin get comfortable with having sex with her and loosen her up a little, she tells me she wants me to join in as well, due to the fact that well i am her bf and all. Well im certainly not gay but sure ill give it a go, we are all so fucked up at this point.

PLATO: naw this kid isn't gay

SOCRATES: My gf doesnt do anal so we are both in the same hole goin at it. This feels pretty damn good, sex while rolling is the shit. Ive never seen such a look of pleasure on my gf's face. The moans from my gf get louder as my cousin says "Wo you better slow down" and my gf says "don’t stop im close". All i can say is that as soon as i felt her vagina tighten up and heard her say "Shit Im going!" and then feel her vagina start to fill with my cousins cum as he starts moaning and says "fuck, me too", it made me cum too which felt so amazing cuz we all went at the same time. It was probably the best and longest orgasm my girlfriend had ever had.

PLATO: yo the end! this kid is all “the end!”

>>9020241
Why the fuck did I laugh at this?

>>9022663
kek

>>9018488
This one actually made me laugh.

Wait does /lit/ not allow .webm files?

>>9016951
>>9020255
Well what? Do you want everyone who doesn't have it to reply to you and tell you that they don't have it?

The lack of replies implies an answer.

>>9022741
>he pick books from the Teen section
ffs, Jeb won't ever manage to appear smart

>>9016950
>>9017963
>>9018632
>>9019465
>tfw haven't been on /lit/ for a few years
>my image is still appreciated

always a good feel

>>9022765
>existential crisis: a guide
>the pursue of virtue is not mentioned
>misinterpretation of the concept of ubermensh
>leftism is seen as an alternative to religion
>the only peace option is available through Buddhism

This triggered me deeply.

>>9018492
This was probably the funniest shit I've seen on here for a while

>>9022830
k

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>>9019373
Exactly this. I'm trying SO FUCKING HARD to PROVE people they are wrong 'bout it; not with Truths, but with Facts. No one listen. Literally sick of it.

>>9020349
haven't seen this before. well written

>>9021126
Damn I wish I could write like that. I wish I could BE like that!

>>9022663
still funny

>>9021943
>that was cute
that's what makes it gay and funneh, duh

>>9016950
>I'M HERE FROM /POL/
>TELL ME ABOUT JULIUS EVOLA
Kek, everytime

>>9022765
Fuck, this is cringy.

>>9020784
>t.autistic guy

>>9023985
I missed the opportunity to watch these videos...
I saw the thread but just ignored, didn't know it would be forever marked in /lit/ history.

>>9023424
like all of philosophy?

>>9023985
I cry everytime

>>9022970
died to this

>>9022731
:(

>>9021959
Wow it's been so long since I've seen this, I've been remembering Berrycone as the man with the knob on his head, not some minor character. I can't believe it.

>>9024906
>actually laughed at this retarded shit
Jesus Christ, I've come full cycle

>>9024906
Is this a modern age Ulysses?

>>9024274
thats not even like half the thickness of IJ

>>9025240
I need to read this

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Old but freshly screenshat 4u

>>9016951
I don't have that picture

>>9025203
>not gluing 600 loose pieces of paper to the back of your kindle while reading IJ

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>>9016950

Not a picture or pasta but funny nonetheless.

Around two years ago I searched for "Katy Perry nude pics" online and it brought me to some website with some randomly generated sentences containing nonsense involving her name.

Some of the writing had a silly Burroughs-like cut-up feel to them so I ended up creating a thread on /lit/ and posting paragraphs from it.

Around 80% of the replies hailed it as a meta-pomo or pomo-pomo masterpiece.

https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S5917843

>>9025971
I remember this!

(it was of course clear to all participants exactly what that was, reading books doesn't make you web-illiterate)

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>>9020322
This dude needs Eris
>All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.


>All things are true
>Even False things are true
>How can this be? I don't know man, I didn't do it

>>9021959
>9% waiting for hogwarts letter
pleb confirmed.

>>9024906
oh my god

it's so retarded, memetastic, and cringey I actually laughed

jeez

>>9023985

Shouldn't have fucking read that while my baby daughter was asleep because I'm in pain trying to stifle the laughter

>>9024274
>tfw no /lit/ bf

>>9019438
what is this?

>>9025643
can someone please post the original image of DFW writing about animorphs

>>9018492
I fucking lost it at Wallace's face

>>9026253
No one cares about your infant, breeder scum.

>>9023985
Jesus Christ, I lost it once the piss bottles showed up

>>9023985
This makes me sad

>>9020862
The absolute level of assuredness that it must exist is what gets me every time

>>9025795
thanks for replying anyway

>>9016950
picture needs to be updated so 80% of the content is political shitposting

>>9027047
Do you update Proust so 80% of the characters are niggers? Stop fucking with the classics man

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>>9027223
fuck wrong webm

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>>9027228
SHIT
okay this is the correct one

>>9025643
I think I posted that snorlax

>>9018492
I'm almost 29 years old and I can't stand shit like this. What happened to me?

>>9022748
haha nobody cares

>>9026202
Many succumb to schitzophrenia, madness. Yeh, I agree, they need that discordian shit.

>>9027233
sauce?

>>9027378
tv show called Colony

>>9027379
cool, thanks anon

>>9020349
nice

>>9027228
Amazes me how you can literally SEE how people are herd animals in this webm.

>>9021917
Literary life, it seems.

>>9022589
>>9022591
>>9022594
tl;dr

>>9022730
Scrolls and clay tablets are allowed, though.

>>9018488
The Kierkegaard one is genius

>>9020322
>people replying actually taking this seriously
>>9020332
Funny, but Bertrand would reply more than just "hello". Have you read what he said about Rousseau? Dude can throw some insults.

>>9020358
When you stare too long into 4chan, the memes start staring back.

>>9027228
what did his sign say?

>>9022689
I don't even know the book and I laughed

>>9023985
fuck you guys, have some decency.
Be mean all you want on this board, it's expected, but to raid an some innocent girl's channel and ruin it, that's just low.

>>9027990
astrology though, there's an empathy dampener

>>9018492
Funny thing is, now I'm curious as to what book could be paired with the autist's pic which actually makes me a bit uncomfortable.

>>9023985
>not a very funny caption, just kind of raidey and deliberately mean
>gets spread all over 4chan, free advertising to /r9k/iddies who want to meme about being autistic
>assisted in killing this board in late 2015/early 2016
Well done

>>9025373
lol

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>>9023985
>the event which brought reddit and frogposters to /lit/

Amazing.

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>>9026741
>>9025643

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>>9024274
>meticulously coiffed hair
>doesn't know how to iron a shirt

>>9018504
Now Im sad I cant read his works

>>9028555
This is the best one.

>>9028555
There are people who actually think that taking a huge loan so you can study Husserl's work is a fiscally prudent thing to do. Ok, maybe an 18 year old does not know any better but what were his parents thinking? Are they outright dumb?

>>9020862
>>9026940

I've just read it at https://libraryofbabel.info/

: - )

>>9028581
I don't get it.

>>9025971
screencap plz i cant read that shit

>>9028206
>>9028173
autists

I don't think it was very nice but God your lives must be sad if you didn't laugh at that at least once

>>9022741
jeb is such a mess

>>9028838
>/r9k/ immigrant
If you aren't a little bit resentful of all the newcomers you haven't been here very long.

>>9028085
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Splatterpunk
maybe you shouldn't have asked

>>9028855
I DO hate what happened to /lit/, but why are you blaming that one screenshot for it?

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>>9022302
>implying plato wasn't superior to aristotle

>>9028943
Plato might as well have been a parrot Socrates kept as a pet. At least Aristotle thought for himself.

>>9028976
doesn't really matter since aristotle was WRONG about everything

>>9024885
>Torolf entered her like she was a lottery

holy shit I love passage

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>>9028982
At least he was't a pseud like Plato.
Most of the empiricism vs rationalism debate boils down to semantics anyway.

>>9028976
Confirmed for not having read Plato.

>>9029047
I read some of his dialogues, and part of the Republic. I didn't even need other historic accounts to see how much he worshipped Socrates, it just oozes from the pages.

>>9027228
>Savior of the white man
>gets his ass handed to him by Shia fucking Lebouf

I fucking love /pol/lacks, specially IRL

>>9029146
never seen Shia mess with anyone his size either
the second a taller dude showed up he quit his posturing and alpha wannabe antics

>>9028597
Yeah, studying engineering should be obligatory, since it's so fucking useful and important.

Turning the university into a business must be at least in the top 50 crimes the US has committed against humanity.

>>9029163
Because he's not retarded. For people who claim violence and evolution are such big parts of human existence, you oughta realize you should pick your battles. No one told this to the Axis countries, though

>>9027228
wtf i love shia now

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>>9029169
whew lad

>>9029169
>only fight manlets, never punch above your weight
sounds like a pussy's attitude
>that silly bit about the axis
why would that concern me? it doesn't take a /pol/ stormbaby nazi to despise leftist scum and shia

>>9029194
Don't blow a gasket /pol/

>>9029200
>being this obsessed with the /pol/ boogeyman
who hurt you bro?

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>>9029194
Yeah, I bet you constantly get into fights with people stronger than you just to not be a pussy.

Also, I despise Shia and most of the american "left", but not only this whole "i'm not a /pol/lack" shtick doesn't convince anyone, it also goes to show how even you people are realizing the disaster the next 4 years are going to be.

>>9029214
not really? don't really get into many fights, considering i practice mma and have a license for it
meaning fights on the street that aren't in self-defense could get me into some terrible legal issues

>rest is you sperging out about /pol/ (a board of brown manlets) and "LE DRUMPF"
see >>9029211

>>9029069
Socrates is basically just a ventriloquist dummy used by Plato to talk about "Ideas"

>>9029069
I can't believe there are people who will post this kind of thing unironically

>>9029226
>fights on the street that aren't in self-defense could get me into some terrible legal issues

Hate to break it to you bud, but that's how it is for everyone, not just 1337 pr0 mma masters like yourself

>>9018497
What are these /lit/ spurdos called?
Can someone post the rest?

>>9020349
I remember that thread

>>9029226
W E W
A
D

>>9024906
The worst the worst the worst.

>>9027228

Is this what got him arrested for the eleventh time this year?

>>9028375
>implying that isn't part of the aesthetic

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>>9020204
Zizek bout to get verified

>>9024885
I'm sure there are some people who still don't realize it is intentionally being comedic.

Truly /lit/ is a terrible place.

>>9029367
well, even worse legal issues
my lawyer explained it to me, it's as if i was to bring a baseball bat to a scuffle and use it to beat the living shit out of an unarmed dude
it adds gravity to the issue

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>>9028546
>prepare to be deconstructed
fucking lost it

>>9029955

>my whole body is a weapon m'lady
>unsheathes hands

>>9030107
>doesn't know how mma licenses work
i mean i don't expect people on /lit/ do do anymore physical exercise than lifting a hotpocket but jeez
>unsheathes hands
9/10 kek tho

>>9029487
Well that was some image....

>>9029472
fuckin lol'd

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>>9016950
The ninth panel of the guy convulsing with stupidity makes the comic. I always love that image.

>>9018488
man, /lit/ used to be pretty good

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>>9023985
/k/ here a friend showed me this post. Fucking how low can you assholes get we don't do this when some girl tries talking about guns why do you all have to be such brutal autist?

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>>9018488
>keeping an eye on philosophy and simone at the same time

>>9025971
glorious

>>9023966
Kek

>>9018394
Oi, I made that. Where did you get it from? Curious about how the meme channels flow as it was shared sparingly.

>>9023985

Divine justice was done the result of this was a tragedy fot /lit/

>>9018509
Topkek

>>9029722
>sniffing intensifies

>>9031017
>Where did you get it from?
/lit/ presumably
it was saved 17 december 2016

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>>9028546

Does anyone have the pasta about the guy who makes literary references to his own unpublished work.
That's my favourite /lit/ jOKE!

>>9031352
nice attempt

>>9031354
excuse me?

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>>9024885
>>9029747

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>>9031352

>>9029166
Crossboarder here, why is it a crime?
More specifically, what purpose does having the most in depth understand of Husserl's work provide to humanity?

>>9031508
Because it places monetary profit over actual education, giving the illusion that he who has more should have even more and better. It devalues teaching and learning by making them a commodity.

Understanding the work of a thinker is obviously not enough. It should be understood and then used to try to understand and question "the world we live in". I could ask you what is the purpose of understanding astrophysics and what does having it provide to humanity, and you would probably tell me the same: that having that knowledge is useless if you don't actually use it, or know how to use it.

>>9031607
We have those threads almost every day, each one full of posts as supposedly funny as that one. Why did you consider that one worth poreserving?

>>9020241

this is goddamn stupid but i laughed

>>9022493
mynigga.jpg

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>>9031614

>>9023985
This was horrible I remember it.

>>9027990

where do you think we are?

>>9027356
What excatly puts you off about it?

>>9027356
You grew up

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>>9029513

>>9031423

Based t b h

>>9027990
3/10 bait

>>9025240
i literally cannot stop laughing

>>9025373
kekd

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>>9023985
I laugh every time but I feel bad

>>9029513
as a former yung hegelian, and a stan of feuerbach (who max [and gwf himself lmfao] absolutely btfo) its pretty easy to see why he would want to thrash him like that. it was also his first real work.

>>9029069
Read Plato's account of the trial of Socrates. Then read Xenophon's. Please come back if after that, you still consider Plato Socrates' bitch.

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>>9029069
stop

>>9025373
Holy shit I can't stop laughing. thank you

>>9025240
Does anyone actually have a sample of this guy's work?

>>9022302
hahaha

>>9023985
>i want to be katie's little baby tampon boy

>>9031570
>actual education
I'm not sure I comprehend your view, that universities should be "free" so that true education can take place?
What is an actual education, as opposed to false education?

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I need this.

>>9018492
Vore is right though

>>9034130
I'm not saying they should be free, but that they shouldn't be made a business. Ideally, they should be free, but that can't happen in our society.

As for what I meant by an actual education, I'm too drunk to explain it correctly. I'm sorry if that's troublesome for you.

>>9034189
>but that can't happen in any society*

>>9034198
I wouldn't be so sure, but that is just speaking ideally. So yeah, it can't happen, but it should.

>>9034213
Truly free? No, someones always going to paying the cost, whether it's the king with taxes from his peasants, or a collectivized commune through the productive efforts of others, someone will always pay for the cost of the education.

>>9022830
It triggers me too :l

>>9022830
>misinterpretation of the concept of ubermensh
What is the correct interpretation?

>>9022819
I made that image though

>>9034260
No, it was I: Anon.

>>9022765
what a lovely infograph you have here.

>>9023988
a human. considering ones life is condensed into a day. he begins crawling when he is a baby, then as the day goes on he becomes an adult, and lastly when the day is at its end he walks on two feet plus one from his walking stick

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>>9029722

>filename not "shareadesire.jpg"

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>>9023985
alright lads, link me some of her videos

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>>9016950

>>9031410
I dont get this one, what's that thing? Looks like a retarded giraffe

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>>9029169

>>9035278
thats cute

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>>9018488
comedy lel

best lit thread i've seen all week.

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contrib00ting

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>>9024885
If you could write like this sustainably you would be able to publish a book a month, every month for the rest of your natural life.

>>9035396
>I bet they didn't even read don quixote in its native language
that's nothing special though

This must be the least fun board

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>>9035429

>>9034563
Kek

>>9029069
you stupid fuck
sorry, lost my cool there a little bit

>>9035278
the modern heraclitus

>>9035278
>Is there any fault in it?
I love how this simple question is in fact an immanent self-refutation of his theory.

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I made this shitty comic for you. Over 9000 hours in MS paint

>>9036301
>>Is there any fault in it?
>I love how this simple question is in fact an immanent self-refutation of his theory.

...And by doing so, thus proves the theory, of contradiction

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>>9016950

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>>9036426

>>9029472
wew lad

>>9036426
you're right that is shitty but true fuck /pol/

>>9027228
It's sad. Shia is so desperate for attention.

>>9028375
>Ironing shirts when you could be reading
What are you, a woman?

>>9020349
Huh, interesting. A good argument for why there is a need for Dionysian, and going full Apollonian is terrible.

>>9020358
>>9027968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQbSG0uQWDk

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Does anyone have that one "anon goes to the bookstore"?
It involves lighting a stogie, thumbing through the knick knacks in line at the counter saying what horse shit it is. Harassing the checkout girl and replying to her look of disgust by pointing to lolita and saying "and this one's about a pedophile" wink.

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>>9020862
Do catgirl fanfics count?

I very recently met Tao Lin at a booksigning in LA. He was in the corner and reading a big heavy tome at the time. Amazingly no one had yet spotted him. Now let it be said that I don't care for books all that much. But I am a fan of Tao Lin. And so I got close to him, and I picked up a copy of 'Tai Pei' cuz I wanted him to notice me. But he paid me no heed and continued on with his reading. And so I say something like 'Man, this guy sounds like a real jerk.'

And it's at this point that he looks up. My eyes immediately dart back down to the book. And outta the corner of my eye, I notice him sidle up alongside me. And he says to me, he says 'It's nice to see another young person who likes literature.' And I say to him 'Hey, I like literature, I like the drugs, I like the internet, I like...4Chan...' And then my throat gets dry. My whole being suddenly felt like it was on some other distant plane of existence. I'd never felt that way about someone before. It. was not. him.

Didn't even look like him.

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>>9029467
That certain spurdo isn't originated from /lit/ but /int/ I believe. This, I think, is the first iteration of it; notice the patterns. There's many applications of this over the nets and good OC, as is the Zizek one in the post you replied to.

T. memeologist

>>9021126
cute

>>9038984
Thanks senpai. Got any more?

>>9038984
they come from a now basically defunct place called ylilauta /int/

>>9039015
Well that makes sense. I only rarely browse ylilauta and the int board there was absolutely awful.

>>9039010
I don't think I have any /lit/ related ones.

>>9039074
I'll take non-/lit/ ones too

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>>9039085
Well, here's a Dwarf Fortress related one. My picture folder is terribly unorganized so I am having trouble finding them. But they do pop up in any board and thread/subject. But they might not be that funny if you aren't familiar with the context.

>>9028375
Are there actually people who still iron their clothes? I can't conceive of a more meaningless time-waster.

>>9039219
It's a necessity after you put them through the mangle.

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>>9018492

>>9025643
Mishima never won the Nobel.

>>9023966
This is fucking tvtropes isn't it.

>>9039282
yep

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>>9020808