This should be part of the western canon desu

>So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were in pain, I was band-aid and she was novacane.

He's a good writer.

So as far as I understood from /lit/, it's a book about a teen whore written from the point of view of her beta orbiter. She fucks chads, runs from home and dies in a car crash. Did I miss anything important?

you guys are fucking obsessed with this guy

>So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were characters on a plane, I was CIA and she was Bane
No wonder we all hate him, he's a handsome successful version of 4chan that gets to fuck a different breakfast cereal every morning.

>So I walked back to my room and collapsed on the bottom bunk, thinking that if people were Twain, I was Nigger Jim and she was Huck Finn.

He's already conversing with the canon, he belongs.