How do you pronounce Nietzsche?

meem

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Niicher

neet shee

>>8995298
nitch

>>8995298
neet-chuh

naichee

>>8995298
knight-chuh

>>8995298
>How do you pronounce Nietzsche?

"fo͞ol"

>>8995298
neet che (the e in che like the one in the)

ˈˀyːbɐmɛnʃ

>>8995298
>How do you pronounce, Nietzsche?
He's dead, kiddo. How is he supposed to answer this quesion?
He probably had an aristocratic accent or at least he wished, btw.
Anyway, >>>/x/

>>8995345
autism

>>8995362
Thank you!

The real question is how do you pronounce Goethe?

>>8995371
Gö-te.

>>8995298
instagram.com/missgenii

Beginning part is like neat but without the t.

Second syllable is like pitcher.

Nea-cher

night-zuss-cha

Hицшe

Nícse

>>8995298
nee-tsu-shu

Neet-skee

Friedrich Nietzky was a proud Pole after all.

*sneeze*

>great threads get ignored
>a meme thread with some skanky ass in the op picture gets 20+ replies.
I am done with this! I am blocking this shit board in my browser.

>>8995298
Nit-skje

>>8995362
Mane grammar is for everyone, not just autists.

>>8995298

I'd pronounce that ass so hard, if you get what I'm saying.

>>8995548
Your thread was shit

>>8995548
kys fampai

>>8995345
>you will never have a conversation with good old Nietzsche
I wonder what he will think of the current state of the civilization.

>>107777777

>>8995298
nee Che

>>8995298
Like it's pronounced in German (pretty close to knee-chuh)

>>8995298
neet-chan

>>8995704
>>8995807
Native German. These are close.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cAhjRgRe5J

>>8995298

"Ni-chii" kawai desu san baka baka senpaitatchi.

In honesty, Americans will never get it. Just like they won't ever get Schopenhauer. The O sound in Schopenhauer simply does not exist in any english word. English cannot speak an "O" without turning it into an "OW"

>>8995329
upvote

Knee Chuh

Nicze

>>8996086
came here to post this

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>>8995496
Fryderyk Niecki

>>8995479
Pyccкиe в cpeдe, пocoны
Aлco, нecкoлькo днeй нaзaд я yзнaл, чтo пpaвильнo "Hицшe", a нe "Hишцe" лoл эльмao

>>8995298
its NEET, chuh

>>8996243
*B тpeдe

>>8995298
Nicze.

nee-cheh

ニーチェ

>>8995992
isn't the o in Schopenhauer pronounced like the ough in bought?

nergskrmtsch-y

>>8996255
Hello, my slav fellow.

"Dat ass"

>>8995298
nychee

>>8996461
no,
It's like the beginning of the o in boat, without turning it into an oo sound

American accent is literally THE WORST.

>>8996568

Not even close. The o in boat is still turned into an ow. Phonetic of boat would be something like bowt.

O, like in the german froh, simply does not exist in english.

>>8996585
Nigga have you heard Australians?

>>8996598
boat is pronounced Bo-ut in German spelling, if you cut the vowel into two parts.

>>8996620
english speakers in general are fucking incompetent at pronouncing foreign words.

>>8995298
Neef

>>8996892
foreign language speakers in general are fucking incompetent at pronouncing english words

>>8995298
Neetshe

>>8995681

Oh he'd be fucking pissed.

The guy's whole thing was a desire for people to take control of their own lives and make their own independent values. He didn't give an iota of shit even what those values were. He just wanted people to stand up for themselves and their individual beliefs.

The alternative in his eyes was a world in which people realised nothing really matters and so give away their freedoms and individuality for comfort and safety. His so-called Last Man.

The current world seems to be drifting pretty close to that. Our governments erode our freedoms and privacies because the educated individual can't possibly influence them, we're too lazy to fight companies who sell our privacy to them, people aren't allowed to voice their opinions if they're even slightly controversial in case they get stamped on by the masses, and populist democracy means that the country is governed not by people with vision or experience but by people who know how to push the right buttons to keep themselves in power.

Every time a government somewhere takes something away from you 'for your own safety' (generally to fight 'terrorism' nowadays) Nietzsche rolls in his grave.

Life isn't meant to be safe. It's the difference between 'surviving' and 'living'.

I'm from the UK. Our government is currently in the process of making sure our country resembles 1984 as soon as possible because 'terrorism'.

Fucking hell. We had the blitz. Half the country was levelled by people who actually knew how to make bombs properly. But we give away everything now because every couple of years a sandnigger blows up a bus.

>>8995298
Germanfag here. It's pronounced "Nietzsche"

>>8995298
Nizza

>>8995298
Naughty

>>8996040
Please fucking leave

>>8995681
at the very least he'd probably be irritated that his ideas were perverted in order to justify nihilism

>>8995298
Nai-ett-zuh-sheh

>>8995298
Knee Cheh

>>8995298
Neetshen without the last n

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nyi - tzuh

>>8997052
Fun fact Nietzsche loved Nizza

Ni-Tcha

Nee-Tchy

>>8995298

*sneezes*

When an author is dead, you can read their work however you like, including their own name. So all pronunciations are equally valid.

t. lit major.

>>8995298

Who is this buxom bitch?

>>8995298
I was taught by a professor in Texas in an online class that it's knee-tshuh, I say "tsh" because it's not quite as harsh as "ch" but not as soft as "sh"

>>8995525
underrated

>>8995298
fagg-ot

>>8995344
this, desu

>>8995548
I'm here for the feet to be fair.

>>8995298
nee-chan

>>8996568
>>8996598
Why are you using oo and ow to represent oh?

Njestszcjuh freedonia

NEET.... cheh! (anime interjection indicating contempt)

>>8995298
I just call him and his acolytes Nietzschwit

>>8997596
that applies even when the author still isn't dead though

>>8995298
Knee-chuh.

*saw-ssss*

>>8995298
neesh

Nee-che (as in Che Guevara)

>>8995298
Standard English pronunciation is "Neet-cha"
Though a German once told me that it's "Neet-che"
It's more likely only Germans can pronounce it properly and everyone else is retarded.

>>8995992
It's like the o in chopin but then again if you can't pronounce schopenhauer you probably can't pronounce chopin

>>8995298
Knight-chew

>>9003185
German here. Approved

>>8995298
autist-who-only-dumbfucks-worship
also that girl was made to be a intercourse machine, 5/10 face tho

>>8995298
Nii-chan

nýče

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Knee-chuh. The 'chuh' doesn't have much emphasis however, almost like an exhale.

Nigh-Chee (like 'Lychee') when I'm in a meme mood.

In general however:

>2017
>Speaking a language containing sounds that are nigh-to-wholly unpronounceable to non-natives

This is why English is the lingua franca, fools.

>>8995298
GODDAMN LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF ASS NIGGA

>>9003498
English is a tough language when it comes to pronunciation though. Tougher than German, certainly.

>>9003544

>English is a tough language when it comes to pronunciation though.

English is EXTREMELY forgiving when it comes to mispronunciation, however. Despite the extremely poor English of Japs/Chinks and in many other places in the world, it is readily understandable for 99% of the time.

German? Not so much.

>>8995298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLUB885Pun0

I guess I'd put it like knee-che

>>8995329
called a long 'e'

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Just read my first Kafka (pic related). Really enjoyed it. I need more short stories like this. What does /lit/ recommend?

>>8997026
Fucking This.

>>8995298
I'm German. So I pronounce it "Nietzsche" :D
Correct: ˈniːtʃə

Written like I would speak it with english "letters": Nee-tcheh

>>8995298
Knee-shaw


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