>dad walks in

>>8992515
What are you reading, son?

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>it's Dad's copy, and the pages are sticky

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>>8992515
>"do you want what? lolita?"

>>8992603
>y-y-yes p-please, it's, uh, for a friend

>>8992515
My dad bought my copy

>parents aren't /lit/ enough to recognise Lolita
They don't even bother asking me what I'm reading anymore.

>>8992515

lol at this board being populated by children who are scared of their parents. not to mention the parents'd be seeing them read an internationally renowned and almost universally appreciated novel.

I had to argue with my dad to get him to allow me to read that in 9th grade lol

>>8993753
It's a joke you fucking retard

Jesus christ I swear to god the people on this board are more autistic than people on KC

>>8993753
>people who are disgusted by Lolita don't exist

>>8993888
whats KC?

>10 year old sister walks in
What are you reading anon?

>>8993898
Kike Chan

It's a website like 4chan but only for jews.

>>8993900
Your diary desu

>>8992598
>dolores and all mentions of her are scratched out and have your name written on top

>>8993898
krautchan

>>8993903
So it's just like /pol/?

>>8993888

lol at this board being populated by angry little neckbeards

>>8993894

lol at this board

>tfw dad has read /lit/ shit like Joyce up until FW and Lolita
>still loves pleb tier dad-core stuff like stephen king
Its confusing desu
>>8993900
*whips cock back into pants* Im reading KNOCK THE FUCKING DOOR YOU LITTLE CUNT.

Captcha: door shut

>>8992515
>Dad reads Dean Koontz
>Stepdad unironically loves the Jack Reacher books
I think I'll be fine