> Call me Ishmael. What did he mean by this?

>>8980780
He meant he was a crypto-Muslim, the Semitic fuck.

Esau was way better than Ishmael anyway. Fucking hack.

>>8980780
>Ish"male"

He was being sexist scum.

>>8980780
>> Call me Ishmael.

>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?

>>8980780
He wanted to be called "Ishmael"

>>8980852
this

>>8980852
Thank you. But why did he order us to call him by his name? He could have just introduced himself

>>8980876
Cause he was a self-righteous cunt.

>>8980876
He knows you're a submissive beta cuck that will do anything he says.

>>8980852
That's the best answer.>>8980780
Great pic

>>8980780

He wants to be an Arabian

>>8980780
It wasn't his real name. I think it's pretty obvious why he couldn't use it.

>>8980780
he wanted to hook up with ishmael

>>8980780
It's an entry-level literary reference.

Are you sure you're on the right board?

>>8980852
Oh wow I never thought of it that way.

>>8980780
>I'm nuclear. I'm wild.

What did he mean by this?

>>8980780

okay, this is a bit of a stretch but i think he was asking for his person to be referred to as Ishmael

>>8981717
Can you give me an expert-level literary reference?

>>8981889

*farts*

>>8980780
He meant his real name's Dave

>>8981894
Oh sorry I haven't read the entire Western canon